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March Madness, Laundry and Vampires
Basketball, Guys, humor, March Madness, Marriage, Parents, Passion, relationships, Sports, Vampires

March Madness, Laundry and Vampires

Originally posted on Vampire Maman:
My husband is watching basketball. March Madness. I’m thinking more like March Insanity because I find… Continue reading March Madness, Laundry and Vampires

Vampire Maman Bonus Post: 2-Second TV Reviews
Culture, entertainment, Leisure, modern living, reviews, Television, TV, TV Reviews

Vampire Maman Bonus Post: 2-Second TV Reviews

2-Second TV reviews Don’t tell me that you don’t watch TV because I know you do. I know you aren’t … Continue reading Vampire Maman Bonus Post: 2-Second TV Reviews

Lost Keys and Lies
Busy Mom, Ghosts, humor, Lies, vampire fun, Vampires

Lost Keys and Lies

Every have one of those days when getting out of the house seems nearly impossible? I couldn’t find my keys … Continue reading Lost Keys and Lies

You’re not wearing that are you?
Adventures in Parenting, Clothing, Fashion, Kids, Parenting, Silly Drawings, Teens

You’re not wearing that are you?

This morning I looked at my teens and wondered “what the Hell were they thinking?” I’ve prided myself in having … Continue reading You’re not wearing that are you?

Ode to a Greek God
Adventure, Authors, Fiction, Greek Gods, Marla Todd, Mythology, relationships, Revisiting the Past, Romance, Short Stories, Writing

Ode to a Greek God

Sometimes the unexpected comes your way, be it in a memory or a lost object found. You think you can go … Continue reading Ode to a Greek God

Vampire 101 – Blood Stains
Daily Life, Household Hints, Laundry, Vampires

Vampire 101 – Blood Stains

There is a reason why a lot of vampires wear black…STAINS. A few months ago my niece Lauren came home … Continue reading Vampire 101 – Blood Stains

Yes it is complicated (almost as much as a unicorn, a squirrel and a possum going into a bar…)
Gothic, Oustiders, Paranormal Romance, Possums, Short Story, Squirrels, Unicorns, Vampire Culture, Vampires

Yes it is complicated (almost as much as a unicorn, a squirrel and a possum going into a bar…)

When you belong to a Vampire family the dynamics with other people, creatures, living things in general can get complicated. … Continue reading Yes it is complicated (almost as much as a unicorn, a squirrel and a possum going into a bar…)

Women are funny
Conversations, Daily Prompt, Gothic Romance, Romance, Valentine, Vampires, Women

Women are funny

My brother Valentine (Val) is one of the “go to” guys for romantic advice for the single Vampire guys in … Continue reading Women are funny

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