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Women are funny
Conversations, Daily Prompt, Gothic Romance, Romance, Valentine, Vampires, Women

Women are funny

My brother Valentine (Val) is one of the “go to” guys for romantic advice for the single Vampire guys in … Continue reading Women are funny

A Vampire’s Guide to Grammar and Other Writing Rules: Part One
Grammar, Vampires, Writing, Writing Well

A Vampire’s Guide to Grammar and Other Writing Rules: Part One

Every time you use two spaces after a period a fairy dies. There is a REASON for that. We no … Continue reading A Vampire’s Guide to Grammar and Other Writing Rules: Part One

Astounding and Astonishing Photos from Mars
Aliens, humor, Science, Space, Unexplained, Vampires

Astounding and Astonishing Photos from Mars

NASA scientists were astonished and astounded by a Martian rock resembling a jelly doughnut that seemed to appear out of … Continue reading Astounding and Astonishing Photos from Mars

You asked and we answered (more answers about Vampires)
Gothic, Oustiders, Paranormal Romance, Vampire Maman, Vampires

You asked and we answered (more answers about Vampires)

Answers About Vampires Yes, if we’re on the grid we’re required to get health insurance under the affordable insurance law. … Continue reading You asked and we answered (more answers about Vampires)

Proud Parent of Vampire Teenagers
Gothic, Paranormal, Parenting, Parenting Teens, Vampires

Proud Parent of Vampire Teenagers

Vampire parents – please feel free to copy this graphic and share it proudly. You gotta love those teenagers!   … Continue reading Proud Parent of Vampire Teenagers

A Year With The Ghost
Friendship, Ghosts, Gothic, Musings, Paranormal, Parenting, Vampires, Writing

A Year With The Ghost

When I’m alone, especially when I’m trying to get something done, inevitably I get visited by The Ghost. That is … Continue reading A Year With The Ghost

Chuck the Elf (the Best X-Mas Elf Story EVER)
Christmas, Christmas Stories, Elves, Fiction, Holiday Stories, Holidays, humor

Chuck the Elf (the Best X-Mas Elf Story EVER)

I am honored to share a Christmas Story from my friend David. Prepare yourself for a real Christmas treat with … Continue reading Chuck the Elf (the Best X-Mas Elf Story EVER)

Oh You’d Better Not Shout…
Gothic, Holidays, humor, Vampire Christmas, Vampires

Oh You’d Better Not Shout…

Oh you better not shout, You better not cry, You better not pout, I’m telling you why… Vampires are coming … Continue reading Oh You’d Better Not Shout…

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