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Having Guests for Dinner? Thanksgiving Day Movies with a Bite!
Gothic, Holiday Movies, Horror, humor, Movies, Thanksgiving, Vampires

Having Guests for Dinner? Thanksgiving Day Movies with a Bite!

Who are you having for dinner this Thanksgiving? That’s right WHO are YOU having for DINNER? Make your list and … Continue reading Having Guests for Dinner? Thanksgiving Day Movies with a Bite!

Why something simple like hanging a spoon off your nose is so important (to a Vampire teen)
Being Different, family, Parenting, Thanksgiving, Traditions, Vampires

Why something simple like hanging a spoon off your nose is so important (to a Vampire teen)

Since the invention of metal spoons humans have been hanging spoons off of their noses. Really. I kid you not. … Continue reading Why something simple like hanging a spoon off your nose is so important (to a Vampire teen)

Boys are Stupid, Chapter 39
Parenting, relationships, Teens, vampire teens, Vampires

Boys are Stupid, Chapter 39

Clara (14): So what happens when she breaks up with you and you get all butt hurt and can’t stand … Continue reading Boys are Stupid, Chapter 39

Monsters in Love
Classic Movie Monsters, Gothic, Halloween, Horror, Love Letters, Vampires

Monsters in Love

Halloween Love Letters While taking clothes out of the dryer I found a crisp folded piece of notepaper with a … Continue reading Monsters in Love

Spooky Story Problems
Halloween, humor, Math, Vampires, Zombies

Spooky Story Problems

Josh is a college student majoring in History at a top university. He is also a Vampire. At a recent … Continue reading Spooky Story Problems

Things I heard …
Daily Life, humor, Parenting, Teen Culture, Teens

Things I heard …

Things I heard this weekend from teens: “If I had to wear a school uniform I’d crap a brick and … Continue reading Things I heard …

Release the Kraken…but do it with style.
Daily Prompt, Fantasy, Fashion, Gothic, humor, Metal Bands, Modern Life, Teens, Vampires

Release the Kraken…but do it with style.

I was in my car this morning and I thought I’ve love to hear the song Davy Crockett done by … Continue reading Release the Kraken…but do it with style.

How to Write a Vampire Story (DIY Projects)
Creative Writing, Fiction, Gothic, Gothic Fiction, Vampire, Vampires, Writing

How to Write a Vampire Story (DIY Projects)

Have you been trying to write a Vampire story but just spend hours staring at a blank page? Do you … Continue reading How to Write a Vampire Story (DIY Projects)

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