Yes Virginia – Santa is a Vampire!
Winter is here with enough bite to freeze the slow beating heart of almost any Vampire. My mom used to … Continue reading Yes Virginia – Santa is a Vampire!
Tag: humor
Having Guests for Dinner? Thanksgiving Day Movies with a Bite!
Who are you having for dinner this Thanksgiving? That’s right WHO are YOU having for DINNER? Make your list and … Continue reading Having Guests for Dinner? Thanksgiving Day Movies with a Bite!
Why something simple like hanging a spoon off your nose is so important (to a Vampire teen)
Since the invention of metal spoons humans have been hanging spoons off of their noses. Really. I kid you not. … Continue reading Why something simple like hanging a spoon off your nose is so important (to a Vampire teen)
Boys are Stupid, Chapter 39
Clara (14): So what happens when she breaks up with you and you get all butt hurt and can’t stand … Continue reading Boys are Stupid, Chapter 39
Monsters in Love
Halloween Love Letters While taking clothes out of the dryer I found a crisp folded piece of notepaper with a … Continue reading Monsters in Love
Spooky Story Problems
Josh is a college student majoring in History at a top university. He is also a Vampire. At a recent … Continue reading Spooky Story Problems
Things I heard …
Things I heard this weekend from teens: “If I had to wear a school uniform I’d crap a brick and … Continue reading Things I heard …
Release the Kraken…but do it with style.
I was in my car this morning and I thought I’ve love to hear the song Davy Crockett done by … Continue reading Release the Kraken…but do it with style.
