1. Blood on your face is the hallmark of a sloppy eater.
    Normal people don’t go around wearing shirts dusted with meat scraps, bread crumbs and salt flakes, after all…
    (well, okay, this doesn’t explain Lady Gaga, but you get the general idea…)

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