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Vlad’s Vampire Diary: Of Immorality and Deathly Cuteness
Books, New Books, Reading, Vampires

Vlad’s Vampire Diary: Of Immorality and Deathly Cuteness

Dear Diary,My friends have told me that I must have my story transcribed and published. I shrugged and said, “Do … Continue reading Vlad’s Vampire Diary: Of Immorality and Deathly Cuteness

VLAD’S VAMPIRE DIARY: GROCERY STORE ADVENTURES (Thanksgiving Edition)
cooking, Food, Food & Drink, holiday humor, Holidays, Recipe for a Happy Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving, Vampires

VLAD’S VAMPIRE DIARY: GROCERY STORE ADVENTURES (Thanksgiving Edition)

This is so much fun that I had to share it again. First posted here November 23, 2020 Dear Diary, … Continue reading VLAD’S VAMPIRE DIARY: GROCERY STORE ADVENTURES (Thanksgiving Edition)

How to Make a Bloody Martini
Cocktails, humor, Modern Vampires, Vampires

How to Make a Bloody Martini

How to make a Bloody Martini Special Guest Post by Brian Callahan             Good Evening everyone and welcome to Night Bites, … Continue reading How to Make a Bloody Martini

Short Story Sunday: Expectations (A Short Story About a Father and His Grown Son.)
Fiction, Greek Gods, Parenting, Parenting Adults

Short Story Sunday: Expectations (A Short Story About a Father and His Grown Son.)

“Dad, you should have your own media and social network empire. You could have been bigger than Facebook, or Twitter, … Continue reading Short Story Sunday: Expectations (A Short Story About a Father and His Grown Son.)

When Bad Things Happen to Good People (and sometimes you’ll laugh out loud about it later)
Daily Life, Gardening, home, humor

When Bad Things Happen to Good People (and sometimes you’ll laugh out loud about it later)

This is a true story. I don’t think I’ve told it here before. About eight years ago we had a … Continue reading When Bad Things Happen to Good People (and sometimes you’ll laugh out loud about it later)

Tangled Tales: Unicorns Don’t Care
modern romance, Modern Vampires, Paranormal Romance, Romance, Short Story, Vampires

Tangled Tales: Unicorns Don’t Care

Baby sitting a unicorn was one of Andy’s favorite activities. “How can someone who is so sexist, amoral, and disgusting … Continue reading Tangled Tales: Unicorns Don’t Care

Baker Beach
California, California Sights, California Stories, San Francisco, Sasquatch, unexpected, Vampires

Baker Beach

Baker Beach – More from Andy and Max Max heard the Nessun dorma ringtone and groaned. It was his brother Andy. It … Continue reading Baker Beach

Short Story Sunday: Blow Up
Aliens, humor, Short Fiction, Short Story, Space

Short Story Sunday: Blow Up

It wasn’t just one of those days. It was THE day. At least it seemed that way, for a few minutes, … Continue reading Short Story Sunday: Blow Up

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