Dear Diary, My hair has become as long as it was in the 18th Century. I have no problem with this situation. The sixteen year
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Vlad’s Vampire Diary: Flip Flop
Dear Diary, For the past week the days have brought hellish heat. I am a Vampire so I know what hellish is. For three hundred
Vlad’s Vampire Diary: Social Distancing
Dear Diary, Even Vampires are going out less these days. We must, what does Gillian say, oh yes, she says we must stay the fuck
Vlad’s Vampire Diary: Last Call
Dear Diary, When one is a Vampire one is not as fragile as those who walk the Earth with fragile hearts pumping hot blood and
Vlad’s Vampire Diary: Murphy and Snafu walk into a bar
Dear Diary, It has not been a good day. My cat was crying a pitiful cry the way cats do. She sounded like a wailing
Vlad’s Vampire Diary: Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Dear Diary, I have been listening to Christmas songs on the radio. Nothing they sing makes any sense. These are just songs about children who
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