Oh my goodness Vampire Maman is so excited…it is FINALLY here!!!!! In fact I’m so excited my fangs hurt – it is THAT GOOD!!!!
A story by the oh so talented Nathan Tackett
A HORROR STORY.
READ ON…
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THE MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCE AND ASSUMED ASCENSION OF MORGAN FREEMAN
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Yes, this story is about Morgan Freeman, but not the Morgan Freeman you’re probably thinking of. Although THAT Morgan Freeman would probably make this story a hell of a lot more interesting. But, truth be told THIS Morgan Freeman went up and missing in the summer of 1959-which, if my research serves me correctly, would’ve made THAT Morgan Freeman roughly 22 years old. THIS Morgan Freeman was much older…seventy four years to be exact. Hell, I suppose that’s all ironic and shit given that THAT Morgan Freeman-the rather popular actor-is 74 years old currently.
THIS Morgan Freeman, the one which I am going to tell you about, suffered from many curses that no ordinary man such as myself could ever understand. He had a bum leg, was blind in one eye, had no children, and had a sickness for the drink. Also, he was black. Which, for the record, I shall say is most definitely NOT a curse. Fact, being that he was the only black man in the town of Flatrock, Nebraska should be considered quite the most robust victory in itself.
Sure, Flatrock had a mosquito’s fart of a population-453 every Sunday to be exact. But, if you’re the only man of the African persuasion placed in such a whitewashed environment you might as well have been up against thousands.
You’re already doing it aren’t you. Since I’ve told you that THIS particular Morgan Freeman was black and old, you’re already picturing THIS Morgan Freeman as THAT Morgan Freeman. Hell, go ahead. It’s not hurting anyone I suppose. You might have already gone as far as to imagine THAT Morgan Freeman reading this story to you. So be it. I can’t stop you, and it’s probably going to keep you interested in this story a lot longer than any normal person should. It most certainly is not my power of pristine narration holding you with intrigue.
Well, from now on I’m only going to refer to the Morgan Freeman that this story is about. Any mental point of reference damage has already been done. Just make sure that you’re only thinking about ONE Morgan Freeman while reading this story. It’ll make things a whole hell of a lot easier on you.
Read or download the entire story at…
http://ijokepublishing.blogspot.com/2012/06/ladies-and-gentlemen-i-am-pleased-to.html
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Learn more about my friend NATHAN TACKETT From the official NATHAN TACKETT Amazon Profile:
He is best known for his collections of short stories and poetry. This will change when his first novel is published this fall.
Tackett’s writing has been called “…the bastard child of Charles Bukowski and Chuck Palahniuk.”
It has also been called pure crap.
Currently, he lives somewhere he doesn’t really want to.
He would personally like to thank you for stopping by.
Vampire Maman 
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