As usual the Vampire family was watching America’s Got Talent. We were first slapped in the face by a bunch of perverted little hoochie mama dancers (8 year old girls bumping and grinding like strippers doing lines in the back room). It was disgusting. Then act after act of really pathetic or boring crap. Excuse me for not saying exactly what I feel…But I could have pulled 10 random kids out of the local high school and they’d all have done better.
Jake Wesley Rogers looks just like the youtube guy Julian Smith. But in his defense I was surprised that odd HUGE kid was only 15. His choice in songs could have been better. But check out the Julian Smith video…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj00ii1BLV8
Clara gave Spenser Horsman a vote because she thinks he is cute. He was the escape artist who did not SHOW us how he escaped.
The one any only GOOD and entertaining act of the night (according to the Vampire family) was Jacob Williams. He was SO FUNNY. And of course he is sweet enough to eat…and if he ever plays a a club near us we might just have to have a taste. He got ALL of our votes.
In the meantime Teddy was disgusted and after having a glass of red wine, he took Garrett and they went out for a hunt. Nothing like a night of no talent to make you want BLOOD. They walked to the park where there was some Moonlight Dog Walk event going on. Yes, of course they took the dog. I mean, she is the cutest 45 pounds of dog that ever lived. Note: the Moonlight Dog Walk is every Tuesday moonlight or not. There is a mom and her daughter and some other women my husband always amuses. They adore the movie star handsome charming man and his cute teenage son. An easy hunt for any vampire.
But a good thing came out of this – Clara and I had a good laugh over all the bad acts – and isn’t that what family time is all about?
Vampire Maman 