Baby sitting a unicorn was one of Andy’s favorite activities.
“How can someone who is so sexist, amoral, and disgusting as James keep a unicorn? I thought unicorns only came to those who were pure of heart and body,” said Andy’s girlfriend Shawna.
“Darling,” he said, putting his arm around her waist, and pulling her close, “as with Vampires, there are many untrue myths about unicorns.” As he kissed her warm mouth with his cold one there was the sound of the door bell.
Andy opened his eyes and said to Shawna, “they’re here.”
James came in, followed by the lovely pale blue and white creature. It looked like a tiny horse, only more delicate, and she had a shining white horn coming out of the center of her forehead.
“Thanks so much for taking her last minute. I owe you one,” said James. Then he looked in Shawna’s direction. “Hello Shawna. You look lovely.”
James didn’t have to say anything to make Shawna feel like she needed a shower to get his creepy vibes to go away. She couldn’t be around James without feeling dirty. James knew it too and always took advantage of it.
The tiny unicorn leaned against James and made darling little purring noises. It was obvious the animal adored him. James rubbed it’s horn and baby talked to it for a bit, saying Daddy would be coming back soon.
Shawna wanted to roll her eyes but resisted. Even that show of cuteness couldn’t change her feelings towards James.
About thirty minutes later, as James left, he kissed Shawna on the cheek and asked, “Why don’t you like me Shawna? Is it because Andy is the only Vampire you love?”
She pulled away from his cold embrace. “The reason I don’t like you is because you make my skin crawl.”
“I can make your skin do a lot more than crawl my dear if you just let me…”
“Well,” said Andy. “Have a great trip James. We’ll take good care of Missy Unicorn here.”
“I know you will,” said James as he left with a grin and a wink.
Shawna stroked the tiny unicorn wondering how it could end up with James. “Andy, why does the unicorn put up with him?”
Andy laughed, “Because unicorns don’t care.”
Shawna knew better than to argue with a Vampire. She knew they didn’t care either.