ZUCCHINI MARTINIS, THE ANCIENT HISTORY OF VAMPIRES, CHAINSAWS, AND WHY CATS MAKE LIFE BETTER FOR EVERYONE.

If you’re a fan of Vlad’s Vampire Diary, or if you’re new to the world according to Vampire Maman, the best Vampire and Self-Discovery book of the 21st Century (so far) is here for you.

After being left for dead and locked in a crypt for three hundred years, Vlad Winter is rescued by his longtime friends and relocated to suburban California. In this confusing new world, he finds himself navigating more unsavory subjects such as pop culture, politics, vampire hunters, the recent pandemic, and his ex-wife. Yet, the former Vampire King comes to appreciate the joys of cats, chainsaws, insightful teenagers, humor, and perhaps the true meaning of cute.

“Of Immortality and Deathly Cuteness: The Secret Diary of Vlad Winter as Transcribed by Juliette Kings” is a personal journal written in real time, from 2015-2022.

Based on the popular series from vampiremaman.com, “Of Immorality and Deathly Cuteness”  is a hilarious, brutally honest, and sometimes scary look at our modern world. Vlad shares stories of modern times as well those from centuries ago. You’ll laugh out loud, be inspired, feel a little sweaty, and maybe get shocked out of your socks.

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Juliette aka Vampire Maman