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Short Story Sunday: Male Bonding
Fairies, humor, Relationships, Vampires

Short Story Sunday: Male Bonding

Hot flashes. Andy’s girlfriend had been having horrible hot flashes. When you date Vampire women you don’t have to worry about … Continue reading Short Story Sunday: Male Bonding

Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers
Ancient Vampires, humor, Marx Brothers, Paranormal, Paranormal Humor, Parenting, Vampires

Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers

First posted January 11, 2013 – this one pretty much says it all. Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and … Continue reading Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers

SHORT STORY SUNDAY: GERALD ATKINS VAMPIRE HUNTER
humor, Short Fiction, Vampire Hunters

SHORT STORY SUNDAY: GERALD ATKINS VAMPIRE HUNTER

“Now take that Gerald Atkins. He was the worst Vampire Hunter I’d ever seen. He could spot them but that … Continue reading SHORT STORY SUNDAY: GERALD ATKINS VAMPIRE HUNTER

An Astonishing Story Right From the Tabloid Pages. Hey, you know if you see it on the Internet it must be true.
Fishing, humor, Mermaids, Sacramento, Tall Tales

An Astonishing Story Right From the Tabloid Pages. Hey, you know if you see it on the Internet it must be true.

An Astonishing Catch Joe Green and his best friend Hiram Alberts thought they were out for just another day of … Continue reading An Astonishing Story Right From the Tabloid Pages. Hey, you know if you see it on the Internet it must be true.

2022 Resolution Suggestions from Juliette aka Vampire Maman
2022, humor, New Year, New Year Resolutions, self help, Self Improvement, Vampires

2022 Resolution Suggestions from Juliette aka Vampire Maman

2022 Resolution Suggestions from Juliette aka Vampire Maman I’m not making any New Year’s resolutions this year. Let me rephrase … Continue reading 2022 Resolution Suggestions from Juliette aka Vampire Maman

Christmas Orphans (a short random tale)
Christmas, family, Family Secrets, Fiction, Holidays, humor, Santa Clause, Short Story, Short Story Sunday

Christmas Orphans (a short random tale)

Christmas Orphans (a short random tale) “Why do I have eyes of different colors? The brown eye is my own. The … Continue reading Christmas Orphans (a short random tale)

Chuck the Elf (A Holiday Classic)
Christmas, Christmas Stories, Christmas Traditions, Holidays, humor

Chuck the Elf (A Holiday Classic)

This is one of my absolute favorite Christmas stories EVER – of ALL TIME. For a 7th year, I am … Continue reading Chuck the Elf (A Holiday Classic)

It is now time for the annual Vampire Holiday Sing-A-Long!
Christmas Traditions, December, humor, Modern Vampires, Sing-a-long, Vampires

It is now time for the annual Vampire Holiday Sing-A-Long!

December is here! It is now time for the annual Vampire Holiday Sing-A-Long! On the first day of Christmas my … Continue reading It is now time for the annual Vampire Holiday Sing-A-Long!

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