Answers to Questions about Vampires

Answers to stupid questions regular folks ask about Vampires: No, bats don’t make good pets. They’ll die. Don’t do it. … Continue reading Answers to Questions about Vampires

Answers about Vampires – Summer Edition

Got a question about Vampires? I have some answers. Because Vampire men refuse to wear spandex bodysuits. Let me put … Continue reading Answers about Vampires – Summer Edition

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