Blood Oranges #2. Go with the flow chart

Welcome to Saturday Blood Oranges, where I doodle on Friday night (after several glasses of wine) and post it on Saturday. This one is almost like a BURNING QUESTION, but not quite. The photo here is my dog Alice aka the sweetest  Hell Hound around. Yes, I’m going to be really random here.

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And now…drum roll please…the official flow chart…made in pale pencil.

ARE YOU A VAMPIRE?

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Feel free to leave questions, comments, your drawings, suggestions for future Blood Oranges, locations of safety deposit boxes (and keys), recipes, inspirational quotes (just kidding), or whatever you want in the comments section. Just make it nice or funny or something a Vampire would appreciate.

~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman

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Blood Oranges: Doodles #1

My husband and I were watching a movie and, well, I’m got bored. There was a pencil and paper handy, so I started to doodle.

This is Friday, so I’m wondering what to do for the next 50 Saturdays.

Blood Oranges: Doodles with Juliette

So here we go. Blood Oranges #1

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If you have a doodle to share let me know at juliettevampiremom@ gmail.com

In the meantime I’m going to whip up some silly doodles for no good reason, for the next 50 weeks. Maybe I’ll even add in a poll or two.

~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman

 

You’re not wearing that are you?

This morning I looked at my teens and wondered “what the Hell were they thinking?” I’ve prided myself in having well dressed presentable children. They have closets and drawers and floors full of nice fashionable clothing. Sometimes they get creative in look trendy and fantastic. But this morning they absolutely floored me. I wanted to say “Who are you and what did you do with my kids?” I give choices and let them dress how they want but some days… really kids? Really?

Juliette aka YOUR MOM

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My mom blogs about vampires - the perfect shirt design for my teens. Wear it proud kids!

My mom blogs about vampires – the perfect shirt design for my teens. Wear it proud kids!