Mom versus the Alien Girl

When you twenty year old son is texting with his friends about the Star Trek preview with the … Continue reading Mom versus the Alien Girl

Pick and Poll

I was talking to my son Garrett today. He is off at college. Big sigh. Anyway, always the flirt, he … Continue reading Pick and Poll

Dawn of the Undead – A Very Short Vampire Story It had been a long night of love and blood … Continue reading Dawn of the Undead

Clara: “Hey Mom, I hate it when boys get all sappy.” Me: “Tell him shut the Efron up.” ~ Juliette … Continue reading When boys get sappy

Favorite Punchlines (add any joke, they all work HA HA HA): Look a talking dog! You going to eat that? … Continue reading Punchlines (and a funny story about love letters)