Tiny chairs

Ever feel like you’re up against two big guys with little chairs and just want to say “Screw it all. … Continue reading Tiny chairs

Interpretation

18 Year Old Son: Secret Asian Man? Isn’t that kind of racist? Mom: He’s singing Secret Agent Man. As in Cold … Continue reading Interpretation

It is Friday the 13th AGAIN. I first posted this on September 13, 2013. And since it is good luck … Continue reading Friday the 13th – Space, Time, Lucky Stars and Vampires

We all have those rude awakenings in life, like when you find out there are no school busses in your … Continue reading Rude Awakenings

Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers The other day I picked up my kids, … Continue reading Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers

Vlad to see you. That joke stopped being funny a long time ago. Last summer I have every intention of … Continue reading When they know you’re a Vampire…

Love letters… everyone is in love with posts about love letters. As you know I cover all sorts of subjects … Continue reading How to write a response to a love letter (which is more fun if it isn’t addressed to YOU)

Quotes about Life, Love, Art and Vampires from Vampire Maman The only thing a man should wax is his … Continue reading Quotations about Life, Love, Art and Vampires