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Burning Question #13: Be Positive. Thank You.
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Burning Question #13: Be Positive. Thank You.

Once again it is Saturday and time for the 13th of 50 Burning Questions. Answer YES or NO on the … Continue reading Burning Question #13: Be Positive. Thank You.

Spay it again Sam
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Spay it again Sam

  Our dog was spayed today. Thanks SPCA. At ten months old she weighs seventy-five pounds. She will get larger. … Continue reading Spay it again Sam

When boys get sappy
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When boys get sappy

Clara: “Hey Mom, I hate it when boys get all sappy.” Me: “Tell him shut the Efron up.”   ~ Juliette … Continue reading When boys get sappy

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