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When Good Things Happen To Bad People
Bullies, Musings, Parenting Teens, School, Vampires

When Good Things Happen To Bad People

So what do you tell your almost grown children about this? I’m not talking about psychotic dictators or serial killers. … Continue reading When Good Things Happen To Bad People

A Very Vampire Birthday
Birthdays, Living Life, Musings, Personal Adventures, Vampires

A Very Vampire Birthday

October 23, 1859 I was born on that day, the last child of a family of interesting characters. Since then I’ve … Continue reading A Very Vampire Birthday

We’re more like you than they are.
Opinion, Political Life, Politicians, Politics, Real People, Vampires

We’re more like you than they are.

As Vampires we can genuinely say we are like you, or that we were once like you. We live in your … Continue reading We’re more like you than they are.

Ask Juliette: Feeling Blue, Looking Orange, Finding Waldo, Vampire Cats, and Poe
Advice, Answers, Depression, humor, life, Paranormal, Vampires

Ask Juliette: Feeling Blue, Looking Orange, Finding Waldo, Vampire Cats, and Poe

Ask Juliette (Ask A Vampire – Advice for Everyone) is a regular Thursday feature here on Vampire Maman. These are … Continue reading Ask Juliette: Feeling Blue, Looking Orange, Finding Waldo, Vampire Cats, and Poe

When boys get sappy
humor, movie humor, Parenting, parenting humor, Puns, Teens

When boys get sappy

Clara: “Hey Mom, I hate it when boys get all sappy.” Me: “Tell him shut the Efron up.”   ~ Juliette … Continue reading When boys get sappy

Real Men
Cars, Hairy Chests, Marriage, Men, Vampires

Real Men

From my husband (exact quote): “Real men wax their cars, not their chests.” Continue reading Real Men

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