I Won The Evil Squirrel’s Nest 2017 Contest of Whatever

The last Vampire Diary involving Shelf Critters has been awarded the WINNING prize for The Evil Squirrel’s Nest 2017 … Continue reading I Won The Evil Squirrel’s Nest 2017 Contest of Whatever

Personal Hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers

I live in a pretty crazy world full of interesting people and challenges that hit me like either flying fried … Continue reading Personal Hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers

“Not once have I missed my old way of life.” In the early morning light, at a small table by … Continue reading Short Story Sunday: Being Real (An Austin and Elizabeth Story)

Ask Juliette (Ask A Vampire – Advice for Everyone) is a somewhat regular feature at vampiremaman.com This week I’ll answer … Continue reading Ask Juliette: Fairy Tales, Kid’s Sports, and Vampires

I’m in Northern California, in the Sacramento area to be exact. We’re 75 miles south of the now famous Oroville … Continue reading Rain

A short story about my brother Max. Some of you might have read it before. Today I’m reposting two tales about … Continue reading Short Story Sunday: Perfection

Today I’m featuring not one, but two sort of romantic Vampire stories about guys with relationship issues. Some of you … Continue reading Short Story Sunday: A Man Should Have What He Wants (A Nasty Little Vampire Story)

Dear Diary, My young friend Willow, a baby by Vampire terms, asked me tonight about wine, women, and song of … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Shelf Critter Theater