Questions for the Vampire Mom who is in sort of a pissy and uncreative mood tonight….
Do you like being a vampire? Duh.
What do you tell your kids about being a vampire? Excuse me, what do you tell your kids about being human? Tell them to be smart and be kind to others, study hard and laugh in the face of fear.
How old are you? Excuse me? Does it matter? Really? I was born in 1859. As of today that makes me 152 (my birthday is in October)
Do you go to the dentist? Excuse me?
Do you enjoy drinking blood? Do you enjoy sex? What sort of rude question is that?
Why do you write? OK enough of that. Every two or three months, in every writing group somebody asks that. Enough. We all have our reasons or no reason or it depends on the day of the week. Stop asking that question.
Sometimes a mom just needs some time alone. Despite being vampires, we have to make a living so I’m pulled all directions. Yes, there is that big “trust fund” that comes from being smart vampires, but…anyway, vampire, regular human, working or stay at home, all mom’s need a break.
I swear, my blog posting are short because I’m hauling myself up and down stairs and all over the house and yard being called by husband and children. Mom. Except they yell Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Vampire Maman 