Someone did a search to find my blog with the words “how does a vampire convert”. Damned if I’m going to put THAT on a public blog.
~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman
How does a Vampire convert…
Someone did a search to find my blog with the words “how does a vampire convert”. Damned if I’m going to put THAT on a public blog.
~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman
Vampire Maman 
Convert what? Fractions?
When I stop laughing I’ll give you an answer.
It looks to me like he didn’t get to finish typing in his search. Hmmmmmm…..
Look at your site stats and you’ll find all sorts of crazy search terms leading to your blog.
Oh, I’m very aware of the search term log in the Dashboard! In fact, I still plan on doing a year-end “awards” post featuring my favorite searches of the year that got people to my blog. I was just thinking maybe your searcher was….well, interrupted whilst trying to quickly find some critical information about vampires on his computer…
HA!
HA! Hilarious 😀
🙂
Hello,
I am pleased to let you know that I have nominated you for the ‘BLOG of the Year 2012″ Award.
If you would like to pick it up, please go to my own blog:
http://raaniyork.wordpress.com/2012/12/05/blog-of-the-year-2012/
There are the rules for you to follow and your Award to pick up.
Congratulations – I just LOVE your blog posts – I do admire your talent and I’m convinced you deserve it!
Oh my goodness. I’m honored. Thank you!
How I convert into a vampire
You need to meet a vampire and prove you aren’t some fly by night weirdo. Seriously, we don’t want people who want to blow blood bubbles and wear red lined capes all day. You have to be cool. You have to fit in. You can’t have any illusions. It isn’t easy. 90% of those who try die – as in dead forever. It isn’t something we take lightly. Not one bit.