Bad taste (and it isn’t bad blood)

Warning…bad taste and bad puns to follow…Fell free to search for previous posts about poetry and ghosts.

 

Vampire guys are sometimes a little weird.

 

I have to admit that a few Vampire guys I know have inspired books like these. Ohhhh they’re all respectable now but back in the day…

Would you marry this woman? On the other hand I'm not sure if I want to know that answer.

Would you marry this woman? On the other hand I’m not sure if I want to know that answer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A woman needs more than housework and a new broom. Unless she is a witch then a new broom would come in handy, but that is another blog post.

A woman needs more than housework and a new broom. Unless she is a witch then a new broom would come in handy, but that is another blog post.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What she needs is a fun night out with her skates and a little organ music (ok if you don't get that pun then there is no hope for you)

What she needs is a fun night out with her skates and a little organ music (ok if you don’t get that pun then there is no hope for you)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then again, there are those slutty girls I warn my brothers about. They love to tease the Vampires then yell for help. Right, like they need help. Give me a break. Go away you silly tramp and find a Werewolf or something.

Then again, there are those slutty girls I warn my brothers about. They love to tease the Vampires then yell for help. Right, like they need help. Give me a break. Go away you silly tramp and find a Werewolf or something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

9 thoughts on “Bad taste (and it isn’t bad blood)

  1. The good old fifties…We women have lived through it all and have developed a sense of humour! I was brought up with the adage that women are either virgins or whores!!! (irish catholics for you).

  2. *chuckle* Honestlz: I just so enjoyed this blog post, and giggled all the way through the book descriptions! Thanks for the chuckle!

  3. Pingback: Bad taste (and it isn’t bad blood) | West Coast Review

    • I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE pulp book covers. I missed my calling and should have been a pulp book cover illustrator…or maybe I just should have been one of those bad women in the books!

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