Warning…bad taste and bad puns to follow…Fell free to search for previous posts about poetry and ghosts.
Vampire guys are sometimes a little weird.
I have to admit that a few Vampire guys I know have inspired books like these. Ohhhh they’re all respectable now but back in the day…
Would you marry this woman? On the other hand I’m not sure if I want to know that answer.
A woman needs more than housework and a new broom. Unless she is a witch then a new broom would come in handy, but that is another blog post.
What she needs is a fun night out with her skates and a little organ music (ok if you don’t get that pun then there is no hope for you)
Then again, there are those slutty girls I warn my brothers about. They love to tease the Vampires then yell for help. Right, like they need help. Give me a break. Go away you silly tramp and find a Werewolf or something.