Chuck the Elf (the Best X-Mas Elf Story EVER)

Consider this Christmas Classic my Short Story for this Sunday. Also consider it one of the best Christmas stories you’ll EVER read. I’m going to make it one of my traditions. Thank you David. So sit back and put your coffee down our you’ll spit it out laughing. Cheers!
~ Juliette

 

 

Vampire Maman

I am honored to share a Christmas Story from my friend David. Prepare yourself for a real Christmas treat with this new Holiday Classic! ~ Juliette

Chuck the Elf

By Davidus Hunter

I was born in the Bronx way back in 1902.

St. Anne’s orphanage was the only home I ever knew till I went north years later. The place was crazy; a lotta little midgets running around makin’ a lotta noise. I guess I was one of ‘em, except I was no midget – I was an elf. I stayed in that place for 30 years until they figured out I wasn’t no kid! So I packed my shit up and hit the road. I joined the army for a while, got into some action at Omaha Beach even. After dat, I never trucked with the military much.

I joined the circus for a while – but the bearded…

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