Dear Juliette – Ask a Vampire – Advice for Everyone
I frequently get messages from readers asking me to do one of the following:
- Turn them into a Vampire.
- Tell them how I would turn someone else into a Vampire.
- Or if I could point them in the direction of someone who would turn them into a Vampire.
This line of questioning puts me in an awkward position. Like explicit sex, and my personal religious beliefs, I tend to avoid discussing the whole conversion process.
There are times when I do discuss it in context of a blog post, especially when I’m discussing helping someone who has just become a Vampire, but don’t expect details of the actual process. It isn’t something I discuss in public.
If I become a Vampire when I’m seventeen can I go to high school forever?
~ Endless Youth
Dear Endless Youth,
That would be exceptionally creepy. The Modern Vampire community looks down on that kind of behavior.
What is your favorite Vampire movie?
~ Film Boy
Dear Film Boy,
I’m not a big fan of Vampire movies, but I love “What We Do In The Shadows.” I absolutely love this movie.
Would you introduce me to your brother Max or Vlad the Vampire King. I think they’re both HOT.
~ Hot blooded Chick
Dear Hot Blooded,
OK, this was a throw away week of questions.
As Juliette is a regular Thursday Feature on Vampire Maman.
If you have a burning question about parenting, relationships, gardening, paranormal stuff, cats, life, the universe, and everything, or anything else, send your questions to juliettevampiremom (at) gmail (dot com).
~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman
What We Do In The Shadows – glad you put that link in. I NEED to see that pronto! 🙂
You DO need to see it pronto. It is spit milk out your nose, pee your pants funny.
It looks brilliant and has the guy from Flight of the Conchords. I’ll be ordering that Monday 🙂
I think some of the burnouts that sat in the back of my classes 25 years ago are still in high school today….
Bahahahaha. They’re the ones who sparkle.
I saw “What We Do in the Shadows” a couple of months ago when it popped up on Netflix. Hilarious! And a nice insight into your world (or was it all lies?) 🙂
I think some of these questions were hilarious. They made me laugh loudly.