Ask Juliette: Stupid Vampire Questions

Dear Juliette – Ask a Vampire – Advice for Everyone

Dear Readers,

I frequently get messages from readers asking me to do one of the following:

  • Turn them into a Vampire.
  • Tell them how I would turn someone else into a Vampire.
  • Or if I could point them in the direction of someone who would turn them into a Vampire.

This line of questioning puts me in an awkward position. Like explicit sex, and my personal religious beliefs,  I tend to avoid discussing the whole conversion process.

There are times when I do discuss it in context of a blog post, especially when I’m discussing helping someone who has just become a Vampire, but don’t expect details of the actual process. It isn’t something I discuss in public.

~ Juliette



Dear Juliette,

If I become a Vampire when I’m seventeen can I go to high school forever?

~ Endless Youth


Dear Endless Youth,

That would be exceptionally creepy. The Modern Vampire community looks down on that kind of behavior.

~ Juliette



Dear Juliette,

What is your favorite Vampire movie?

~ Film Boy


Dear Film Boy,

I’m not a big fan of Vampire movies, but I love “What We Do In The Shadows.” I absolutely love this movie.

~ Juliette


Dear Juliette,

Would you introduce me to your brother Max or Vlad the Vampire King. I think they’re both HOT.

~ Hot blooded Chick


Dear Hot Blooded,


~ Juliette



OK, this was a throw away week of questions.

As Juliette is a regular Thursday Feature on Vampire Maman.

If you have a burning question about parenting, relationships, gardening, paranormal stuff, cats, life, the universe, and everything, or anything else, send your questions to juliettevampiremom (at) gmail (dot com).


~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman


Vampire Teen




  1. I saw “What We Do in the Shadows” a couple of months ago when it popped up on Netflix. Hilarious! And a nice insight into your world (or was it all lies?) 🙂

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