Ask Juliette: Stupid Vampire Questions

Dear Juliette – Ask a Vampire – Advice for Everyone

Dear Readers,

I frequently get messages from readers asking me to do one of the following:

• Turn them into a Vampire.
• Tell them how I would turn someone else into a Vampire.
• Or if I could point them in the direction of someone who would turn them into a Vampire.

This line of questioning puts me in an awkward position. Like explicit sex, and my personal religious beliefs,  I tend to avoid discussing the whole conversion process.

There are times when I do discuss it in context of a blog post, especially when I’m discussing helping someone who has just become a Vampire, but don’t expect details of the actual process. It isn’t something I discuss in public.

~ Juliette

 

Dear Juliette,

If I become a Vampire when I’m seventeen can I go to high school forever?

~ Endless Youth

 

Dear Endless Youth,

That would be exceptionally creepy. The Modern Vampire community looks down on that kind of behavior.

~ Juliette

 

Dear Juliette,

What is your favorite Vampire movie?

~ Film Boy

 

Dear Film Boy,

I’m not a big fan of Vampire movies, but I love “What We Do In The Shadows.” I absolutely love this movie.

~ Juliette

 

Dear Juliette,

Would you introduce me to your brother Max or Vlad the Vampire King. I think they’re both HOT.

~ Hot blooded Chick

 

Dear Hot Blooded,

No.

~ Juliette

 

OK, this was a throw away week of questions.

As Juliette is a regular Thursday Feature on Vampire Maman.

If you have a burning question about parenting, relationships, gardening, paranormal stuff, cats, life, the universe, and everything, or anything else, send your questions to juliettevampiremom (at) gmail (dot com).

 

~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman