Dear Juliette – Ask a Vampire – Advice for Everyone
I frequently get messages from readers asking me to do one of the following:
- Turn them into a Vampire.
- Tell them how I would turn someone else into a Vampire.
- Or if I could point them in the direction of someone who would turn them into a Vampire.
This line of questioning puts me in an awkward position. Like explicit sex, and my personal religious beliefs, I tend to avoid discussing the whole conversion process.
There are times when I do discuss it in context of a blog post, especially when I’m discussing helping someone who has just become a Vampire, but don’t expect details of the actual process. It isn’t something I discuss in public.
If I become a Vampire when I’m seventeen can I go to high school forever?
~ Endless Youth
Dear Endless Youth,
That would be exceptionally creepy. The Modern Vampire community looks down on that kind of behavior.
What is your favorite Vampire movie?
~ Film Boy
Dear Film Boy,
I’m not a big fan of Vampire movies, but I love “What We Do In The Shadows.” I absolutely love this movie.
Would you introduce me to your brother Max or Vlad the Vampire King. I think they’re both HOT.
~ Hot blooded Chick
Dear Hot Blooded,
OK, this was a throw away week of questions.
As Juliette is a regular Thursday Feature on Vampire Maman.
If you have a burning question about parenting, relationships, gardening, paranormal stuff, cats, life, the universe, and everything, or anything else, send your questions to juliettevampiremom (at) gmail (dot com).
~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman