Tag: vampire conversion

How to Become a Vampire

CLICK HERE TO LEARN HOW TO BECOME A VAMPIRE.   The secret will be revealed. The mystery will be over. You will have the the knowledge of the ancients. I dare you.                        … Continue Reading “How to Become a Vampire”

An odd blog exchange.

So you wanna be a Vampire?  I get messages and questions along these lines from time to time. There is the weird SPAMMING guy, who I think is from England who claims to be a Vampire. I’ve blocked him with SPAM filters. Then there… Continue Reading “An odd blog exchange.”

Don’t ask me…Vampire Fun and Games

My phone made a meowing sound. That’s my brother Aaron’s ringtone. “Hello,” I said. I wondered what he wanted. “Juliette, how’s it going?” “I’m not crawling under any houses or going into any basements for you.” “Why would you say that?” “Because whenever you… Continue Reading “Don’t ask me…Vampire Fun and Games”

Ask Juliette: How can I tell if my girlfriend is a Vampire? Class Reunions. And other timely matters.

Ask Juliette (Ask a Vampire) is a semi-regular feature here at Vampiremaman.com If you have a question about anything, including, but not restricted to relationships, parenting, Vampires, Werewolves, Ghosts, cooking, gardening, travel, roller skating or anything you have a burning question about just ask.… Continue Reading “Ask Juliette: How can I tell if my girlfriend is a Vampire? Class Reunions. And other timely matters.”

Hey Mom, have you ever converted anyone into a Vampire?

Originally posted on Vampire Maman:
Hey Mom, have you ever converted anyone into a vampire? Well, um, as a matter a fact… As a vampire parent, that question is almost as bad as your kids asking you about sex, or more YOUR past sex…

You too can join the ranks of the undead.

Oh my This one was too good to keep to myself. And it is “do it yourself” no less. Yes, I know this is a silly thing for kids who are monster fans (from the 70’s) but it ties into this blog. I get… Continue Reading “You too can join the ranks of the undead.”

Ask Juliette: Stupid Vampire Questions

Dear Juliette – Ask a Vampire – Advice for Everyone Dear Readers, I frequently get messages from readers asking me to do one of the following: Turn them into a Vampire. Tell them how I would turn someone else into a Vampire. Or if I… Continue Reading “Ask Juliette: Stupid Vampire Questions”

So you want to know how someone gets turned into a Vampire…

My readers frequently ask me how one gets turned into a Vampire. If it was that easy we’d all be Vampires. But it isn’t easy. And the answer is always no. Always no. Always. And if we were all Vampires we’d starve to death.… Continue Reading “So you want to know how someone gets turned into a Vampire…”

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