An odd blog exchange.

So you wanna be a Vampire?  I get messages and questions along these lines from time to time. There is the weird SPAMMING guy, who I think is from England who claims to be a Vampire. I’ve blocked him with SPAM filters.
Then there are those random message exchanges like this one. 


Buck  June 17, 2019 at 12:20 pm
I m bor of mu life please convert me into vampire
Juliette KingsJune 17, 2019 at 12:30 pm
If you’re bored now you’ll still be bored as a Vampire. Unfortunately that is the way things are in the paranormal world.
BuckJune 17, 2019 at 10:05 pm
I seen every thing and my childhood wish is change into vampire I try to talk satan but its very difficult please help me
Juliette Kings  June 18, 2019 at 11:59 am
We’re not talking to Satan. As Vampires we don’t talk to anyone or let ourselves be ruled by anyone. We’re not demons. Sorry can’t help
Buck June 18, 2019 at 1:27 pm
As I know u know how to convert in vampire I wish please tell me
Buck June 18, 2019 at 1:29 pm
My life is like death please help me try to understand my choice please tell me how To convert in vampire I do anything
Juliette KingsJune 18, 2019 at 7:33 pm
Go to college. Get a degree. Meet a girl. Fall in love. Get a good job. Get a dog. You have to be in a good place before anyone will consider having you join the Vampire community.
I want all but as next life I like please tell me how my transform a vampire please please…
Juliette Kings
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That is where it ended. I suppose I should do my usual thing and talk about how happiness should come from within, and that if you ask here about Vampire conversion the answer will always be NO. But I’ll just leave it for today.
~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman


    1. Absolutely. I was trying to get my mind around that one. I just want to say, “Oh honey, being a vampire isn’t going to solve anything.” I guess I more or less said that.

      Wouldn’t it just be easier to be a possum? Seriously, possums don’t have a care in the world, they get to play dead, and they’re cute. Problems solved.

      1. If I could be nowhere near a busy road, that might be an option. But I’ve had two possums try to get Bustered by walking in front of my car without a care in the world before. And I shouldn’t say walked, I should really say waddled… poor things.

  1. With English like that I sincerely hope he’s not from England… 🙂
    I’m thinking if he’s bored of a life which lasts about 80 years then 800 is gonna be a real downer for him.

    1. He isn’t the English guy. The English guy said he is already a vampire and would be happy to convert any of my friends. Please don’t take him up on the offer. I blocked him as SPAM. He had too many weird spammy links attached.

      As for the bored part… I know. If you’re bored now you’re going to be bored for a lot longer as a vampire. Get a hobby.

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