I got stuck in traffic and I left my phone at home. This is what happens. By the way, I’m Mom mom mom mom mom mom mom. I DID remember to bring the dog.
But wait, it gets better.
Yes, I got there. All is well.
Seriously, I couldn’t make this stuff up.
~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman
Vampire Maman 
The desire to reply “What What What What What What What” would have been entirely too tempting for me.
Oh believe me, I’ve done that too.
Lol!
HA!
Ah, mobile phones. The best invention evah evah evah evah evah.
You betcha.
I don’t remember doing this as a kid…….. oh, wait, nevermind!
Phone or not, I guarantee you did it.