We’re watching the current season of The Curse of Oak Island AGAIN. Maybe they’ll find another button this week, or a spike, or …. could it be WOOD? Or maybe we’re just watching to hear Gary talk. We love the way Gary talks. In the meantime I have a little story for you about my brother Max.
Curse of Bloke Island
They were all such guys. Really. They expected her to do all the work while they farted around and shared all of their bull shit sexist stories. It wasn’t as if she had an opinion. It wasn’t as if she wasn’t a valued member of the team. It wasn’t as if they even knew she was there until they needed something.
Mehitabel walked up the path to the top of the hill. She could see in the dark moonless night with no problem. That was never a problem. The only dark that bothered her was the dense void of her male counterparts.
At the top of the hill she raised her hands to the level of her shoulders than put her palms up. Her feet raised up off of the ground. She could levitate. Most of the males at the camp couldn’t even imagine doing anything like that. They were all Vampires, sure, they were, but none of them could harness the powers of darkness like she could. Sure they were larger and stronger physically, but they were such jerks.
And she always beat them at Risk. Every. Single. Time. The girl beat them at Risk.
Putting her feet back on the ground she listened to the surf break on the beach below.
He’d be there in a minute. She always knew. He always knew that she knew. He was the sender. She was the receiver. That was it. He was such a guy.
Mehitabel turned around. There stood he stood, the ultimate in alpha Vampire guys. Dark hair, amused eyes, and handsome as hell.
“Max,” she said, “I knew you’d be here.”
“You always do. We have that connection,” said the man who had also told her that he could never love her. What an asshole. What a guy.
He put his arm around her, and with his hand on the small of her back he pulled her close and kissed her.
She kissed back then pulled away. “What do you want Max?”
“You know what I want.”
Such a guy.
“Hey Max,” she said. “After we get rid of the Vampire Hunter headquarters on the island, get the treasure back, and clean up the mess, do you want to go see the new Charlie’s Angels movie with me?”
He smiled. “Sure, that would be fun. It’s a date.” Then he kissed her again.
He was such a guy.
~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman
Given what I’ve read about the new Charlie’s Angels, you could write “The Curse of Woke Island”.
I’ll have to check it out LOL. I can’t believe remakes of that are still being made.