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Lost Keys and Lies
Ghosts, humor, Lies, Modern Life, One of those days, Paranormal Humor, Parenting, Vampires

Lost Keys and Lies

Every have one of those days when getting out of the house seems nearly impossible? I couldn’t find my keys … Continue reading Lost Keys and Lies

Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers
Family Time, Friendship, humor, Parenting, Parenting Teens, Personal Hygiene, Real Friends, Vampire Hunters, Vampires, Werewolves

Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers

Vlad was supposed to come through with a Vampire Diary post today but I couldn’t find him. I’m sure he forgot … Continue reading Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers

Winter Cat (and other bad poetry)
Bad Poetry, Cats, Free Verse, humor, Poetry, Poets, Vampires, Verse

Winter Cat (and other bad poetry)

Winter Cat A poem Cold Frigid air Can’t compare To the stare Of my cat “Where you at?” Wanting me … Continue reading Winter Cat (and other bad poetry)

Burning Question #43: Humor me
Burning Questions, Horror, humor, Vampires

Burning Question #43: Humor me

Wow. Burning Question #43 is upon us. And I have NOTHING to add to this except some memes that have … Continue reading Burning Question #43: Humor me

Thought so…
Backyard Wildlife, Daily Life, humor, life, Observations, Vampires

Thought so…

I was my mail box and overheard two men walking by. Guy 1: Look at all those chickens. About a … Continue reading Thought so…

Burning Question #17: What Would a Werewolf Do?
Answers, Burning Questions, Classic Horror, Horror, humor, Paranormal Answers, Political Polls, Polls, Vampires, Werewolves

Burning Question #17: What Would a Werewolf Do?

It is time for Burning Question #17. PLEASE if you land on this page answer the question. It is just … Continue reading Burning Question #17: What Would a Werewolf Do?

Midweek Summer Reading: Tropical Treats that will have you laughing out loud
Books, Fun Books, humor, Reading, Summer Reading, Vampires

Midweek Summer Reading: Tropical Treats that will have you laughing out loud

Today I’m taking you to Florida for two of my favorite books. Both will take you on a wild ride … Continue reading Midweek Summer Reading: Tropical Treats that will have you laughing out loud

Burning Question #16: In Honor of the 2018 World Cup
Burning Questions, humor, Political Polls, Polls, Sports, Vampires

Burning Question #16: In Honor of the 2018 World Cup

American’s are protective of their sports. They’re sort of protective over Canadian sports too. But hey, what do I know. … Continue reading Burning Question #16: In Honor of the 2018 World Cup

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