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Terms for Weird Vampire Teens – Keeping Vampire Teen Reputations Safe!
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Terms for Weird Vampire Teens – Keeping Vampire Teen Reputations Safe!

Modern Vampire Teens, just like other teens, have their own revolving terms describing other teens, especially the weird ones. In … Continue reading Terms for Weird Vampire Teens – Keeping Vampire Teen Reputations Safe!

America's Got Talent, Gothic, Horror, Parenting, Teens, TV, Vampire, Vampire Maman, Vampires

Fun with the Vampire Family! America’s Got Talent? Really? WTF happened tonight?

As usual the Vampire family was watching America’s Got Talent. We were first slapped in the face by a bunch … Continue reading Fun with the Vampire Family! America’s Got Talent? Really? WTF happened tonight?

Desires, Gothic, Paranormal Romance, Parenting, Romance, Teens, Vampire, Vampire Maman, Vampires

Seriously Mom? When Your Romantic Vampire Past Meets Your Teens

Pleasant Augustus Van Dusen. Pleasant. He was anything but, for a long period of time. Then again, there was a … Continue reading Seriously Mom? When Your Romantic Vampire Past Meets Your Teens

Gothic, Horror, Parenting, Science, Teens, Vampire, Vampire Maman, Vampire moms, Vampires, Werewolves

Vampires, Werewolves, Ghosts and Pluto. The brilliant logic of youth.

My son asked me “If there are vampires, werewolves, ghosts and people who are not exactly human and we don’t … Continue reading Vampires, Werewolves, Ghosts and Pluto. The brilliant logic of youth.

Daily Life, Gothic, Horror, humor, Musings, Paranormal Romance, Parenting, Teens, Vampire, Vampire Maman, Vampire Maman, Vampire moms, Vampires, Werewolves

If you don’t “get” the vampire thing then maybe this isn’t the blog for you.

Like all good bloggers I look at the stats. Maybe way too much. I find out how many people visit … Continue reading If you don’t “get” the vampire thing then maybe this isn’t the blog for you.

humor, Middle School, moms, Parenting, Summer Camp, Teens, Vampire, Vampire Maman, Vampire moms, Vampires

Summer Camp for your Vampire Kid – Have fun (but PLEASE remember self control)

I posted this back in April – but in light of my 13 year old going off to camp next … Continue reading Summer Camp for your Vampire Kid – Have fun (but PLEASE remember self control)

Gothic, Horror, life, Paranormal Romance, Parenting, Teens, Vampire, Vampire Maman, Vampire Maman, Vampire moms, Vampires

Hey Mom, have you ever converted anyone into a Vampire?

Hey Mom, have you ever converted anyone into a vampire? Well, um, as a matter a fact… As a vampire … Continue reading Hey Mom, have you ever converted anyone into a Vampire?

entertainment, family, Musings, Parenting, Teens, Vampire, Vampire Maman, Vampire moms, Vampires

Lies and Damned Lies – Vampire Guide to Liars

Lies and more lies. What do you teach your kids about lies? As vampires we MUST lie about who and … Continue reading Lies and Damned Lies – Vampire Guide to Liars

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