Oh Crap

If you’re a parent of a child of any age, especially a child who believes they are socially aware and … Continue reading Oh Crap

Lost Keys and Lies

Every have one of those days when getting out of the house seems nearly impossible? I couldn’t find my keys … Continue reading Lost Keys and Lies

Yesterday my friend Jack was complaining about his allergies. I purred “poor sweetie,” into his ear, sank my fangs into … Continue reading Musings on a Hot and Unremarkable Day (with Dogs and Vampires)

Top things I hate about people who aren’t Vampires Followed by a few things I like about people who aren’t Vampires. … Continue reading Top things I hate about people who aren’t Vampires

What the crap is that nipping at my ankles? I looked around, then found myself being poked with a small … Continue reading Small Sharp Sticks

He went by the name Foxy Mendoza but was neither Foxy or had any ethnic background that warranted then sir … Continue reading Foxy Mendoza the Earl of Suave

Charity Events My husband and I go to a lot of charity event. You know those events where somebody talks, … Continue reading Charity Auctions, Murder Mystery Parties, Vampires and BB Guns