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High School, Parenting, Pluto, Teens, Vampires

Musings on Gassy Planets, High School and Uncle Max

I was taking Clara to school this morning and traffic was backup up for about a mile and there was … Continue reading Musings on Gassy Planets, High School and Uncle Max

Lost Keys and Lies
Busy Moms, Ghosts, Modern Life, Parenting, Vampires

Lost Keys and Lies

I’m on the road… so this is a repost from 2013. It still applies. And you’re right – he hasn’t … Continue reading Lost Keys and Lies

Vampire Diary: Something I Do Understand
Cats, Cute, Gothic, Paranormal, Vampire, Vampire Maman, Vampires

Vampire Diary: Something I Do Understand

Dear Diary, The cat has gone missing. I looked everywhere. Damn me to Hell I can hear or smell any … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Something I Do Understand

Oddities and Ends
Culture, Modern Life, Musings, Vampires, Writing

Oddities and Ends

Have you ever had one of those days when you look somebody in the eye and tell them, “You will fail … Continue reading Oddities and Ends

Quiz Time: What kind of friend are you (even if you’re a Vampire)
Friendship, Friendship Quiz, humor, Paranormal, Quiz, Vampires

Quiz Time: What kind of friend are you (even if you’re a Vampire)

Answer the questions. Tally the Scores (1-4, add em up.) Find out what kind of friend you are.   Your … Continue reading Quiz Time: What kind of friend are you (even if you’re a Vampire)

Vampire Diary: Embroiled in a Dream (and still cute)
Cats, Gothic, Horror, humor, life, modern living, Paranormal Romance, Vampire Diary, Vampires

Vampire Diary: Embroiled in a Dream (and still cute)

Dear Diary, The cat asked to go out tonight. I told her no. She cursed my soul with a horrible … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Embroiled in a Dream (and still cute)

Bad Moms. And school was good this year.
Kids, Mommy Crap, Motherhood, Parenting, School, Vampires

Bad Moms. And school was good this year.

Warning: I’m going to get a little rude for a bit.  There are no psycho moms from Hell in High … Continue reading Bad Moms. And school was good this year.

Vampire Diary: Blood Red
Acceptance, Adjustment, Gothic, Gothic Romance, Vampire Diaries, Vampire Diary, Vampires

Vampire Diary: Blood Red

Dear Diary, Blood red roses. Silk sheets black as a Siberian night. Skin as white and cold as snow. Cold … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Blood Red

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