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Quiz Time: What kind of friend are you (even if you’re a Vampire)
Friendship, Friendship Quiz, humor, Paranormal, Quiz, Vampires

Quiz Time: What kind of friend are you (even if you’re a Vampire)

Answer the questions. Tally the Scores (1-4, add em up.) Find out what kind of friend you are.   Your … Continue reading Quiz Time: What kind of friend are you (even if you’re a Vampire)

Vampire Diary: Embroiled in a Dream (and still cute)
Cats, Gothic, Horror, humor, life, modern living, Paranormal Romance, Vampire Diary, Vampires

Vampire Diary: Embroiled in a Dream (and still cute)

Dear Diary, The cat asked to go out tonight. I told her no. She cursed my soul with a horrible … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Embroiled in a Dream (and still cute)

Bad Moms. And school was good this year.
Kids, Mommy Crap, Motherhood, Parenting, School, Vampires

Bad Moms. And school was good this year.

Warning: I’m going to get a little rude for a bit.  There are no psycho moms from Hell in High … Continue reading Bad Moms. And school was good this year.

Vampire Diary: Blood Red
Acceptance, Adjustment, Gothic, Gothic Romance, Vampire Diaries, Vampire Diary, Vampires

Vampire Diary: Blood Red

Dear Diary, Blood red roses. Silk sheets black as a Siberian night. Skin as white and cold as snow. Cold … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Blood Red

good. evil. karaoke.
Books, Favorite Authors, Fun Books, Horror, humor, Modern Fiction, Reading, Sick and Twisted, Writers, Writing

good. evil. karaoke.

THE epic first book in a single book series! good. evil. karaoke.   JOHN SCHMIDT is a loser. He’s an … Continue reading good. evil. karaoke.

Fun and Fancy in the Dark Ages
art, Dark Ages, Middle Ages, Weird Stuff

Fun and Fancy in the Dark Ages

Sometimes you see something that is so weird that you have to wonder say to yourself what the Efron?   … Continue reading Fun and Fancy in the Dark Ages

Short Story Sunday: Male Bonding (A Vampire Story)
Coffee, Fairies, Fiction, Short Stories, Short Story Sunday, Silly Stories, Vampires

Short Story Sunday: Male Bonding (A Vampire Story)

Hot flashes. Andy’s girlfriend had been having horrible hot flashes. When you date Vampire women you don’t have to worry about … Continue reading Short Story Sunday: Male Bonding (A Vampire Story)

What Kind of Meat are You?
Blogging, Meat, Polls, Social Media, Vampires

What Kind of Meat are You?

Way back when, back before I had teenagers, back before I knew what a blog was, back when Microsoft had … Continue reading What Kind of Meat are You?

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