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Friday the 13th – Cosmic Adventures in the Final Frontier!
Friday the 13th, Life in Space, Parenting, Science, Science Fiction, Space, Vampires, Voyager

Friday the 13th – Cosmic Adventures in the Final Frontier!

And YES I run this post every Friday the 13th but I’ll have something new later today. In the meantime … Continue reading Friday the 13th – Cosmic Adventures in the Final Frontier!

When boys get sappy
humor, movie humor, Parenting, parenting humor, Puns, Teens

When boys get sappy

Clara: “Hey Mom, I hate it when boys get all sappy.” Me: “Tell him shut the Efron up.”   ~ Juliette … Continue reading When boys get sappy

To The Squirrel I Love
humor, love, Love Letters, Romance, Squirrels, Valentine, Wildlife

To The Squirrel I Love

Oh my goodness – the very first entry to the Vampire Maman Love Letter Contest. This is absolutely wonderful and … Continue reading To The Squirrel I Love

Vampire Diary: Intervention
Gothic, humor, life, Nieghbors, Vampire Diary, Vampires

Vampire Diary: Intervention

Dear Diary, They came tonight to do “an intervention.” I was told I should not sleep in a coffin anymore. … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Intervention

Avoid Bad Blood (and other New Year’s Resolutions)
New Year Resolutions, Parenting, Vampires, Werewolves, Zombies

Avoid Bad Blood (and other New Year’s Resolutions)

New Year Resolutions for Vampires Avoid bad blood of all forms Drink more fresh blood Seek out organic blood when … Continue reading Avoid Bad Blood (and other New Year’s Resolutions)

New Games and Other Random Thoughts
Being Mom, Blogging, Games, Ghosts, Musings, Parenting, Random thoughts, Teens, Vampires

New Games and Other Random Thoughts

We’re still in the throes of the holiday season and my kids are still excited.  Don’t take offense to what … Continue reading New Games and Other Random Thoughts

Vampire Diary
Cats, Confused, life, Teens, Vampire Diary, Vampires

Vampire Diary

Dear Diary, I am plagued by the attentions of silly teenaged girls. How can I explain to them that I … Continue reading Vampire Diary

Fa la la la la la Pigladillo
art, Evil Squirrel, humor, Opera, Pigladillo, Vampires, Woodland Creatures

Fa la la la la la Pigladillo

When I arrived home this afternoon my brother Andy (Andrew) had already arrived for the weekend. I love it when … Continue reading Fa la la la la la Pigladillo

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