What Kind of Meat are You?
Way back when, back before I had teenagers, back before I knew what a blog was, back when Microsoft had … Continue reading What Kind of Meat are You?
Tag: humor
Friday the 13th – Cosmic Adventures in the Final Frontier!
And YES I run this post every Friday the 13th but I’ll have something new later today. In the meantime … Continue reading Friday the 13th – Cosmic Adventures in the Final Frontier!
When boys get sappy
Clara: “Hey Mom, I hate it when boys get all sappy.” Me: “Tell him shut the Efron up.” ~ Juliette … Continue reading When boys get sappy
To The Squirrel I Love
Oh my goodness – the very first entry to the Vampire Maman Love Letter Contest. This is absolutely wonderful and … Continue reading To The Squirrel I Love
Vampire Diary: Intervention
Dear Diary, They came tonight to do “an intervention.” I was told I should not sleep in a coffin anymore. … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Intervention
Avoid Bad Blood (and other New Year’s Resolutions)
New Year Resolutions for Vampires Avoid bad blood of all forms Drink more fresh blood Seek out organic blood when … Continue reading Avoid Bad Blood (and other New Year’s Resolutions)
New Games and Other Random Thoughts
We’re still in the throes of the holiday season and my kids are still excited. Don’t take offense to what … Continue reading New Games and Other Random Thoughts
Vampire Diary
Dear Diary, I am plagued by the attentions of silly teenaged girls. How can I explain to them that I … Continue reading Vampire Diary
