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Christmas Orphans (a short random tale)
Christmas, family, Family Secrets, Fiction, Holidays, humor, Santa Clause, Short Story, Short Story Sunday

Christmas Orphans (a short random tale)

Christmas Orphans (a short random tale) “Why do I have eyes of different colors? The brown eye is my own. The … Continue reading Christmas Orphans (a short random tale)

Chuck the Elf (A Holiday Classic)
Christmas, Christmas Stories, Christmas Traditions, Holidays, humor

Chuck the Elf (A Holiday Classic)

This is one of my absolute favorite Christmas stories EVER – of ALL TIME. For a 7th year, I am … Continue reading Chuck the Elf (A Holiday Classic)

Headless (A kind of, sort of, Halloween poem about relationships)
Countdown to Halloween, Free Verse, Halloween, Poetry, Pumpkin Heads, Verse

Headless (A kind of, sort of, Halloween poem about relationships)

Headless He stood in front of me his neck a stump without a head. In his hand was a note … Continue reading Headless (A kind of, sort of, Halloween poem about relationships)

SCOTUS
Vampires

SCOTUS

My 25 year old son laughed. “SCOTUS. It sounds like a body part. Hey, my SCOTUS itches. He had a … Continue reading SCOTUS

The secret of internet dating and its devastating repercussions on the human disposition
humor, modern romance, Opinion, Relationships, Romance

The secret of internet dating and its devastating repercussions on the human disposition

The secret of internet dating and its devastating repercussions on the human disposition Written by A. J. Alexander – Copyright, … Continue reading The secret of internet dating and its devastating repercussions on the human disposition

Dog Park
Dogs, humor

Dog Park

In honor of National Dog Day, and all the dogs we’ve loved. Dog Park “Come with me my love on … Continue reading Dog Park

Short Story Sunday: Science Fiction
Creative Writing, humor, Science Fiction, Short Fiction, Short Stories, Short Story Sunday

Short Story Sunday: Science Fiction

They peeled off their colorful daytime skins and slinked into their beds only wearing the plain underskins of their species. … Continue reading Short Story Sunday: Science Fiction

Burning Question #345: How Did you survive the Apocalypse?
Pandemic, Political Polls, Polls, Post Apocalypse, Vampires, Zombies

Burning Question #345: How Did you survive the Apocalypse?

Are you here? Like me, are you still shoveling zombie parts up from underneath your house. Are you searching for … Continue reading Burning Question #345: How Did you survive the Apocalypse?

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