Fairy Tale Romance (insert universal NO symbol here)

“I don’t understand the fairy tale romance,” said my Great Great Great Great Great Grandmama Lola. “It is ridiculous that … Continue reading Fairy Tale Romance (insert universal NO symbol here)

NO TIME TO BE JEALOUS

Do you ever have those days, like when your friend calls and says, “Pick me up. PLEASE.” Of course he … Continue reading NO TIME TO BE JEALOUS

I’ve been tasked by a Ghost to find a 63 year old male body, in decent shape, that he can … Continue reading Empty Nest, Lost Love, My Brother, Vesta, And Smoking.

Hot flashes. Andy’s girlfriend had been having horrible hot flashes. When you date Vampire women you don’t have to worry about … Continue reading Short Story Sunday: Male Bonding

I’m not actively dating right now because I’ve been with the same man forever. I’m glad I’m not dating. Holy … Continue reading Real Dating Rules That Work

“I still love the idea of love letters, but…” “What?” “You know.” “I know,” I said to my 26 year … Continue reading The idea of love letters…sometimes might not be the right idea

Headless He stood in front of me his neck a stump without a head. In his hand was a note … Continue reading Headless

Every once in a while I answer questions from my readers. Some of them don’t quite sound right. This is … Continue reading Dear Juliette: Random Advice For Everyone (The Not Quite Right Edition)