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Vlad’s Vampire Diary: Last Christmas
Christmas, Christmas humor, humor, Modern Vampires, music, Vampire Diary, Vampires

Vlad’s Vampire Diary: Last Christmas

Dear Reader, The following is Vlad’s diary entry from 2021, but well worth reading again. ~ Juliette ——————— Dear Diary, … Continue reading Vlad’s Vampire Diary: Last Christmas

How do you get rid of Demons? My brother Max needs to know. Burning Question No. 86
Demons, Fighting Demons, Political Polls, Polls, Vampires

How do you get rid of Demons? My brother Max needs to know. Burning Question No. 86

My brother Max, is an idiot. He is also extraordinary at being a Vampire, but every home he has ever … Continue reading How do you get rid of Demons? My brother Max needs to know. Burning Question No. 86

Taking Care of Our Elders: Delivered to Your Door
Ancient Vampires, Elders, family, Food, humor, Parenting, Seniors, Vampires

Taking Care of Our Elders: Delivered to Your Door

Taking Care of Our Elders Marathon. You might be able to relate. From 2013 Delivered to your door… I looked … Continue reading Taking Care of Our Elders: Delivered to Your Door

Vlad’s Vampire Diary: Stories Old and New
Ancient Vampires, Paranormal Romance, Vampire Diaries, Vampire Diary, Vampires

Vlad’s Vampire Diary: Stories Old and New

Dear Diary, This morning two beautiful women came to my door. They asked me if I had thought about death. … Continue reading Vlad’s Vampire Diary: Stories Old and New

Burning Question #43: Humor me
Burning Questions, Horror, humor, Vampires

Burning Question #43: Humor me

Wow. Burning Question #43 is upon us. And I have NOTHING to add to this except some memes that have … Continue reading Burning Question #43: Humor me

Vampire Diary: Fangs Giving
Cute, Ghosts, Paranormal Humor, Thanksgiving, Vampire Diary, Vampires

Vampire Diary: Fangs Giving

Dear Diary, I was sitting at a night club bar and a woman sat down next to me. She asked … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Fangs Giving

Vampire Diary: Two lips in the dark of the night
Gardening, humor, Paranormal, Vampire Diary, Vampires

Vampire Diary: Two lips in the dark of the night

Dear Diary, Today I went in search of tulips, those small packages, when buried underground, turn into beauty beyond compare … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Two lips in the dark of the night

Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers
Friendship, humor, life, Parenting, Tall Tales, Vampire Hunters, Vampires, Werewolves

Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers

Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers The other day I picked up my kids, … Continue reading Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers

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