A Vampire walked into a bar with a bat on his shoulder.
The bartender said “You ought to take that bat to the zoo.”
The Vampire said “We went to the zoo yesterday. We’re going to the movies tonight!”
Vampire or Regular Human (or something else) it is always always always good to have a sense of humor!
xoxoxo
Have fun!
Juliette aka Vampire Maman
Vampire Maman 
Lol, good one.
yuk yuk yuk – How does a vampire girl flirt? She bats her eyes.
Bahahahahahah! I’ll tell that to my kids!