Oh You’d Better Not Shout…

Oh you better not shout,

You better not cry,

You better not pout,

I’m telling you why…

ugly santa

Vampires are coming to town…

We (Vampires) try to be civilized creatures most of the time, especially during the holidays. There is nothing worse than someone at a black tie event being rude, crass or a bore. Refinement is the name of the game.

So good behavior is a number one priority. We know when you are sleeping, we know when you’re awake, we know when you’ve been bad or good…

ugly santa with tree

Things that go bump in the night are not limited to small children and Halloween. So watch your manners and your morals.

Your biggest fear shouldn’t be the Vampires who come and visit you at night.

With any luck THAT could be your biggest pleasure (believe me on that one.)

So get out the mistletoe and a kiss. And maybe a bite.

But only if you’re good.

For we all know Santa is a Vampire…

And maybe even a few other folks you might know.

santa spider

~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman

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