Dear Juliette: Stop bugging me. Let’s listen to music.

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Why can’t I find the perfect man?

Because my dear that creature doesn’t exist. And if you did find him you’d be bored to death within a month or two. It is in the imperfections that we find what makes another endearing, sexy, and exciting. If you’re looking for love throw away your worn out old list of must-have qualities, and open your mind, and heart, to something new. You never know what you like until you try it.

Or maybe just stop being weird about romance. Maybe it is YOU not him. The biggest turn offs for most guys (and women) are:

  • Being too clingy
  • Expecting perfection.
  • Being needy.
  • Acting desperate.
  • Being demanding.
  • Being childish.
  • Being judgmental because he isn’t perfect.
  • Not being yourself around him.

So look deep, and be your best, be an adult, and good things will happen.

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What do you think of the 2016 election?

I’m trying not to think about it. I mean, what do you think of impending doom? What do you think of someone hovering over you your neighborhood polling place? What do you think of all of the time and money wasted on so much stupidity? What do you think of guys who date sheep? What do you think of the universe rewarding only ignorance. What do you think of two political parties who couldn’t come up with two people that we actually want to vote for?

As for those cars with covered with caustic in your face bumper stickers…left or right they’re all assholes.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Stop it.

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How many people have you turned into Vampires?

Come now, that is like asking someone how many men she has slept with.

 

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Who are you voting for?

NO

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What is your perfect playlist?

Finally a question that is fun to answer. Thank you. It depends on my mood. This is my Friday play list, but just this Friday, it will be different next Friday (can’t guarantee you will like it.) It could be opera. It could be Blues. It could be anything.

But today it is THIS:

The song title is first, then the band/artist.

Time Bomb – Rancid

Stranger Eyes – Stranger Eyes

Mr. Brightside – The Killers

Trick of the Tail – Genesis

Hand Clap – Fitz & The Tantrums

Spirits – Strumbellas

Midnight Movies – St. Motel

The Middle – Jimmy Eat World

Move – St. Motel

Rock You Up – The Romantics

Cold Cold Man – St. Motel

Bailando (English Version) – Enrique Iglesias

 

 

Ask Juliette (Ask a Vampire – Advice for Everyone) is a regular feature on Vampiremaman.com

If you have a question about anything either comment here or send me a private note at juliettevampiremom @ gmail.com

~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman

 

 

 

 

6 thoughts on “Dear Juliette: Stop bugging me. Let’s listen to music.

  1. No Lindsey Stirling on the playlist?

    Also: if a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how much sawdust does a donkey have to eat to crap out a two-by-four? (Blame my dad; it’s his construction company first-meet icebreaker.)

    • No Lindsey Stirling for me.

      If three boys share a dozen cookies and one eats seven more than the others how fast is Grandma driving her race car.

      Oh the joy of story problems.

  2. OMG Trick of the Tail by Genesis!!! I’d forgotten about it since I’d sold my albums after graduating college and thinking only CDs would sell. How dumb in hindsight. Going to listen to it on Youtube now.

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