When Your Romantic Past Meets Your Teens

Pleasant Augustus Van Dusen. Pleasant. He was anything but, for a long period of time. Then again, there was a … Continue reading When Your Romantic Past Meets Your Teens

What not to ask Vampire Maman. Answer: Nothing stupid.

Questions for the Vampire Mom who is in sort of a pissy and uncreative mood tonight…. Do you like being … Continue reading What not to ask Vampire Maman. Answer: Nothing stupid.

5:30 am. Nothing is up but the birds and cats. The sun is still trying to get up….like me. We’re … Continue reading Musings on teen vampire survival … and sleep

Middle School and High School kids, vampires and non-vampires are total and complete SOCIAL animals. It is all about friends! … Continue reading Movie/Party Snacks for Vampire Teens (and I hate ghosts, the little pukes)

Your neighborhood vampire family was watching America’s Got Talent again tonight. It was fun but there wasn’t much talent. Well, … Continue reading Not much talent on “America’s Got Talent” tonight and…just gin and tonics tonight.

Last night my son Garrett came into the family room of our home where my husband Teddy and I were … Continue reading “Dad were you married before?” and other questions from vampire teens…