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Quiz Time: What kind of friend are you (even if you’re a Vampire)
Friendship, Friendship Quiz, humor, Paranormal, Quiz, Vampires

Quiz Time: What kind of friend are you (even if you’re a Vampire)

Answer the questions. Tally the Scores (1-4, add em up.) Find out what kind of friend you are.   Your … Continue reading Quiz Time: What kind of friend are you (even if you’re a Vampire)

Vampire Diary: Embroiled in a Dream (and still cute)
Cats, Gothic, Horror, humor, life, modern living, Paranormal Romance, Vampire Diary, Vampires

Vampire Diary: Embroiled in a Dream (and still cute)

Dear Diary, The cat asked to go out tonight. I told her no. She cursed my soul with a horrible … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Embroiled in a Dream (and still cute)

Never Shout Never – Absolutely Never
Daily Life, humor, life, Marriage, modern living, Parenting, Vampires

Never Shout Never – Absolutely Never

Originally posted on Vampire Maman:
Define and Conquer I’d picked the kids up last week from the roller skating rink and… Continue reading Never Shout Never – Absolutely Never

good. evil. karaoke.
Books, Favorite Authors, Fun Books, Horror, humor, Modern Fiction, Reading, Sick and Twisted, Writers, Writing

good. evil. karaoke.

THE epic first book in a single book series! good. evil. karaoke.   JOHN SCHMIDT is a loser. He’s an … Continue reading good. evil. karaoke.

When boys get sappy
humor, movie humor, Parenting, parenting humor, Puns, Teens

When boys get sappy

Clara: “Hey Mom, I hate it when boys get all sappy.” Me: “Tell him shut the Efron up.”   ~ Juliette … Continue reading When boys get sappy

The Blogging Adventure Continues With Vampire Maman
Allegories, Blogging, family, humor, Life Stories, Parenting, Romance, Stories, Vampires

The Blogging Adventure Continues With Vampire Maman

I write with a glass of red wine and a soft gray cat in celebration because today is the third … Continue reading The Blogging Adventure Continues With Vampire Maman

To The Squirrel I Love
humor, love, Love Letters, Romance, Squirrels, Valentine, Wildlife

To The Squirrel I Love

Oh my goodness – the very first entry to the Vampire Maman Love Letter Contest. This is absolutely wonderful and … Continue reading To The Squirrel I Love

Vampire Diary: Intervention
Gothic, humor, life, Nieghbors, Vampire Diary, Vampires

Vampire Diary: Intervention

Dear Diary, They came tonight to do “an intervention.” I was told I should not sleep in a coffin anymore. … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Intervention

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