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Strange Days Indeed (Guest Post from Our Favorite Squirrel)
Cover Songs, humor, Lost Boys, music, Vampires

Strange Days Indeed (Guest Post from Our Favorite Squirrel)

Great post about one of the best cover songs ever and my favorite Vampire movie…. You can’t go wrong with … Continue reading Strange Days Indeed (Guest Post from Our Favorite Squirrel)

Quiz Time: What kind of friend are you (even if you’re a Vampire)
Friendship, Friendship Quiz, humor, Paranormal, Quiz, Vampires

Quiz Time: What kind of friend are you (even if you’re a Vampire)

Answer the questions. Tally the Scores (1-4, add em up.) Find out what kind of friend you are.   Your … Continue reading Quiz Time: What kind of friend are you (even if you’re a Vampire)

Vampire Diary: Embroiled in a Dream (and still cute)
Cats, Gothic, Horror, humor, life, modern living, Paranormal Romance, Vampire Diary, Vampires

Vampire Diary: Embroiled in a Dream (and still cute)

Dear Diary, The cat asked to go out tonight. I told her no. She cursed my soul with a horrible … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Embroiled in a Dream (and still cute)

Never Shout Never – Absolutely Never
Daily Life, humor, life, Marriage, modern living, Parenting, Vampires

Never Shout Never – Absolutely Never

Originally posted on Vampire Maman:
Define and Conquer I’d picked the kids up last week from the roller skating rink and… Continue reading Never Shout Never – Absolutely Never

good. evil. karaoke.
Books, Favorite Authors, Fun Books, Horror, humor, Modern Fiction, Reading, Sick and Twisted, Writers, Writing

good. evil. karaoke.

THE epic first book in a single book series! good. evil. karaoke.   JOHN SCHMIDT is a loser. He’s an … Continue reading good. evil. karaoke.

When boys get sappy
humor, movie humor, Parenting, parenting humor, Puns, Teens

When boys get sappy

Clara: “Hey Mom, I hate it when boys get all sappy.” Me: “Tell him shut the Efron up.”   ~ Juliette … Continue reading When boys get sappy

The Blogging Adventure Continues With Vampire Maman
Allegories, Blogging, family, humor, Life Stories, Parenting, Romance, Stories, Vampires

The Blogging Adventure Continues With Vampire Maman

I write with a glass of red wine and a soft gray cat in celebration because today is the third … Continue reading The Blogging Adventure Continues With Vampire Maman

To The Squirrel I Love
humor, love, Love Letters, Romance, Squirrels, Valentine, Wildlife

To The Squirrel I Love

Oh my goodness – the very first entry to the Vampire Maman Love Letter Contest. This is absolutely wonderful and … Continue reading To The Squirrel I Love

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