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Vampire Diary: Connections
Bacon, Connections, Cute, Gothic Romance, humor, Vampire Diary, Vampires

Vampire Diary: Connections

Dear Diary, The cat and her kitten refuse to be quiet, except when they sleep. Then it is as if … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Connections

Answers to Questions about Vampires
Answers, Gothic, humor, Paranormal, Vampires

Answers to Questions about Vampires

Originally posted on Vampire Maman:
Answers to stupid questions regular folks ask about Vampires: This is not my bed. I don’t… Continue reading Answers to Questions about Vampires

Vampire Diary: Sharp Dressed Man (and pizza)
humor, modern living, Observations, Republican Debates, Vampire Diary, Vampires

Vampire Diary: Sharp Dressed Man (and pizza)

Dear Diary, What is this thing on Friday nights they call pizza? I do not understand. ~ Vlad     Dear … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Sharp Dressed Man (and pizza)

Dawn of the Undead
Gothic, humor, Paranormal, Short Story, Undead, Vampires

Dawn of the Undead

Dawn of the Undead – A Very Short Vampire Story It had been a long night of love and blood … Continue reading Dawn of the Undead

Vampire Diary: The Black Sock Mystery
Halloween, humor, Kittens, Laundry, life, Socks, Vampire Diary, Vampires

Vampire Diary: The Black Sock Mystery

Dear Diary, What happened to my socks? A Vampire must not smell like death and blood if he wishes to … Continue reading Vampire Diary: The Black Sock Mystery

Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers
Friendship, humor, Paranormal, Parenting, unexpected, Vampires, Werewolves

Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers

First posted January 11, 2013 – this one pretty much says it all. Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and … Continue reading Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers

Vampire Diary: White Wedding
Gothic, humor, Reality TV, Television, TV, Vampire Diary, Vampires, Yes To The Dress

Vampire Diary: White Wedding

Dear Diary, Men still seek out monsters. They look for beings from other planets. They seek fish. They look for … Continue reading Vampire Diary: White Wedding

Strange Days Indeed (Guest Post from Our Favorite Squirrel)
Cover Songs, humor, Lost Boys, music, Vampires

Strange Days Indeed (Guest Post from Our Favorite Squirrel)

Great post about one of the best cover songs ever and my favorite Vampire movie…. You can’t go wrong with … Continue reading Strange Days Indeed (Guest Post from Our Favorite Squirrel)

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