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Musings of a vampire middle school kid…and don’t forget America’s Got Talent starts tonight!

My 12 year old daughter scanned me up and down then said “You’ve always been a vampire. You were never … Continue reading Musings of a vampire middle school kid…and don’t forget America’s Got Talent starts tonight!

Culture, Gothic, life, Middle School, Parenting, Teens, Vampires

“Mom, why are they afraid of vampires like us?” Answer coming soon.

Why don’t they like us? Why do they fear us? Sounds like other people in the news lately. The key … Continue reading “Mom, why are they afraid of vampires like us?” Answer coming soon.

Books, Culture, family, Girls, life, Middle School, moms, Parenting, Reading, reviews, Vampires, YA Books

Children’s Books – My Favorites – In memory of Maurice Sendak

In memory of Maurice Sendak, a writer and illustrator who has inspired me for so many years, I thought I’d … Continue reading Children’s Books – My Favorites – In memory of Maurice Sendak

cooking, family, Food, Gothic, humor, life, Middle School, modern living, moms, Parenting, recipes, Teens

Healthy Snacks for Your Vampire Teen!

Face it – kids like to snack, especially teens. Unfortunately our vampire kids can’t process a lot of gluten or … Continue reading Healthy Snacks for Your Vampire Teen!

Culture, family, Girls, Gothic, home, humor, life, Middle School, modern living, moms, Musings, Parenting, Teens, Vampires

Vampires in Popular Culture – What DO they think of us?

Vampire Diaries, Twilight, Dark Shadows….the list goes on and on of stuff our kids have to deal with. My 7th … Continue reading Vampires in Popular Culture – What DO they think of us?

Culture, family, Girls, Gothic, home, humor, life, Middle School, modern living, moms, Musings, Parenting, Teens, Vampire moms, Vampires

Vampire boys smell just as gross!

I was informed today by my 12 year old daughter that vampire boys smell just as gross as “normal” boys. … Continue reading Vampire boys smell just as gross!

Culture, Desires, family, Gothic, home, life, love, Middle School, modern living, moms, Musings, Parenting, Teens

The Dark Ones – Warning Your Vampire Teens of the Dangers

Dear friends, I was going to take the weekend off from blogging and writing anything else, but when I was … Continue reading The Dark Ones – Warning Your Vampire Teens of the Dangers

Culture, Daily Life, family, Fashion, Girls, Gothic, humor, life, Middle School, modern living, moms, Musings, Parenting, Teens, Vampires, YA Books

Relating to your vampire teen: When I was your age…

“When I was your age…” you tell your vampire teen, knowing they’ll listen to your every world. Excuse me while … Continue reading Relating to your vampire teen: When I was your age…

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