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Category: Paranormal Humor

Demon of Darkness
Cats, Friendship, Modern Vampires, Paranormal, Paranormal Humor, Vampires

Demon of Darkness

Demon of Darkness Come forth Find a blood sucking VAMPIRE Then go back to Whilst you came. “Ryan, are you … Continue reading Demon of Darkness

Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers
Ancient Vampires, humor, Marx Brothers, Paranormal, Paranormal Humor, Parenting, Vampires

Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers

First posted January 11, 2013 – this one pretty much says it all. Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and … Continue reading Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers

Saturday Morning Funnies (Meme Fest)
Cats, Funny, humor, Paranormal Humor, Vampires

Saturday Morning Funnies (Meme Fest)

I love anything funny. Yes, Vampires do have a sense of humor (and so do parents.) Soooooo, since I’m kind … Continue reading Saturday Morning Funnies (Meme Fest)

Lost Keys and Lies
Ghosts, humor, Lies, Modern Life, One of those days, Paranormal Humor, Parenting, Vampires

Lost Keys and Lies

Every have one of those days when getting out of the house seems nearly impossible? I couldn’t find my keys … Continue reading Lost Keys and Lies

Burning Question #11: I had to ask…yes, it’s about Vampires
Ancient Vampires, Answers, Burning Questions, Gothic, Modern Vampires, Paranormal, Paranormal Answers, Paranormal Humor, Political Vampires, Vampires

Burning Question #11: I had to ask…yes, it’s about Vampires

Well crap, I accidentally posted this today instead of Saturday so just pretend the weekend is starting early. As an … Continue reading Burning Question #11: I had to ask…yes, it’s about Vampires

Short Story Sunday: Crawl Space
Edgar Allen Poe, Fiction, Gothic Stories, Life Stories, Modern Life, Paranormal, Paranormal Humor, Short Story Sunday, Vampire Hunters, Vampires

Short Story Sunday: Crawl Space

Crawl Space I took off my sweater and handed it to my brother Aaron. There was no way I was … Continue reading Short Story Sunday: Crawl Space

Answers to Questions About Vampires.
Answers, Horror, humor, Paranormal, Paranormal Answers, Paranormal Humor, Urban Fantasy, Vampires, Werewolves

Answers to Questions About Vampires.

I’m really good at dealing with crappy days, but it isn’t as if I like it. In the meantime if … Continue reading Answers to Questions About Vampires.

Coffee and Swine: A weird tale of romance (and it is ALL TRUE)
Contest of Whatever, dating, family, Paranormal, Paranormal Humor, Paranormal life, Paranormal Romance, Relationships, Tall Tales, Vampires

Coffee and Swine: A weird tale of romance (and it is ALL TRUE)

For the past hundred years, maybe a bit longer, my brother Val has owned a beautiful Victorian in downtown Sacramento. … Continue reading Coffee and Swine: A weird tale of romance (and it is ALL TRUE)

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