Well crap, I accidentally posted this today instead of Saturday so just pretend the weekend is starting early. As an added bonus I’ll post burning question #12 on Saturday. And remember don’t just tell me you like this post, give me an answer. It is fast, painless, and easy.
If you’re here you know this blog is Vampire Maman – Musings of a Modern Vampire Mom. And if you’re here you know it is Saturday and time for the BURNING QUESTION.
Yes, I have to ask this one.
Everyone has different ideas about Vampires.
Some believe they are evil beings lacking souls and from the depths of Hell (of goodness.) Some believe the Twilight shit and think they are weird old sparkling creatures who stalk high school girls (the whole concept disgusts me, both as a parent and as a woman.) You do know that is fiction don’t you? It is. Get over it.
Some believe they follow ancient blood rituals and live by a strict order set down by ancient laws (I can’t even hardly write that without laughing.) It just doesn’t work for most Vampires.
Some believe they are all like Dracula or the Vampires in the Anne Rice books (all fun and well written, or at least most of them.)
And some… a few, know that Vampires are just like everyone else except we live a long long long time, have a lower body temperature, can see ghosts, drink blood, can be pretty scary if we want, are extra sexy, can get a bit pissy, and are generally good parents, among other things.
And sometimes Vampires are just dried up old assholes who live in crypts and come out at night with their joints creaking as the dust falls off of their jackets and scare the shit out of people. There ARE Vampires like that and they’re pretty disgusting.
Just like normal folks real Vampires come in a lot of flavors.
If you aren’t sure of an answer please feel free to ask questions, or search this blog for answers.
Burning Question #11: Would you willingly become a Vampire?
Now that didn’t hurt a bite, I mean bit.
Oh come one, admit it was fun.
I’ll be back next Saturday with Burning Question #12. If you have a burning question you’d like answered let me know. See me on FB or email me at juliettevampiremom @ gmail. com
xoxox
~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman
Vampire Maman 
I have tomorrow off so for me the weekend really is starting early. Woohoo!
Woohoo! I’m glad to hear that. Have fun.
I’m not sure how to answer this question… in a way yes, but then again, no. I think I might just be happy being mortal and limiting my adventures to one life span.
But what about the Vlad option?
Tempting, and occasionally I like to play with fire. But he might be a bit too powerful and dangerous for me.
Thanks for the offer, but no. Life is complicated enough just being human.
Although… Menstrual cycle? Does it still happen? If vampirism balances out the hormones so I don’t have to be on the implant, if it can help with depression, then maybe I’ll change my mind! Xxx
Sure but it is light and it you have them forever. As for depression, no it does not help. Life is complicated for everyone. Just imagine being a Werewolf – no thanks.
I’ll stick with being a Regular Human then! Xx
Not being a big fan of life changes, I’ll have to say no…. er, “Hell no!” to this. I’m too old for a new set of rules and routines…
I understand. You already have the squirrel thing going on anyway.
I figure I’ve spent enough time as a human. Sign me up for immortality!
Sure thing. I’ll be over in a few nights. It will be fun. I promise.
Almost 10% admitted Vampires. Impressive!
I was impressed so many of us showed up for this one. And only about 15% said no. Go Vampires!