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Category: Tall Tales

Christmas Orphans (a short random tale)
Christmas, Christmas Stories, family, Family Histories, Santa, Tall Tales

Christmas Orphans (a short random tale)

Christmas Orphans (a short random tale) “Why do I have eyes of different colors? The brown eye is my own. The … Continue reading Christmas Orphans (a short random tale)

Tall Tales
life, Modern Vampires, Opinion, Tall Tales

Tall Tales

I met a guy once, a young Vampire guy, who claimed to be sleeping in Marilyn Monroe’s casket. I asked … Continue reading Tall Tales

An Astonishing Story Right From the Tabloid Pages. Hey, you know if you see it on the Internet it must be true.
Fishing, humor, Mermaids, Sacramento, Tall Tales

An Astonishing Story Right From the Tabloid Pages. Hey, you know if you see it on the Internet it must be true.

An Astonishing Catch Joe Green and his best friend Hiram Alberts thought they were out for just another day of … Continue reading An Astonishing Story Right From the Tabloid Pages. Hey, you know if you see it on the Internet it must be true.

Vampires, Party Favors, Family, Friends, Thanks, and a Recipe for Swiss Chard.
cooking, Cooking stories, family, Food, recipes, Tall Tales, Thanksgiving, Vampires

Vampires, Party Favors, Family, Friends, Thanks, and a Recipe for Swiss Chard.

Vampires, Party Favors, Family, Friends, Thanks, and a Recipe for Swiss Chard. Back in the 1880’s around the time of … Continue reading Vampires, Party Favors, Family, Friends, Thanks, and a Recipe for Swiss Chard.

Short Story Sunday: Not Going Anywhere
Gardening, Pandemics, Summer, Tall Tales, unexpected, Unexpected Visitors, Vampires

Short Story Sunday: Not Going Anywhere

The conversation was always the same, no matter who I talked to. I’m not going anywhere. I wasn’t going anywhere … Continue reading Short Story Sunday: Not Going Anywhere

Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers
Adventures in Parenting, Elderly, family, Friendship, One of those days, Parenting, Tall Tales, Vampire Hunters, Vampires, Werewolves

Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers

Vlad was supposed to come through with a Vampire Diary post today but I couldn’t find him. I’m sure he forgot … Continue reading Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers

Vlad’s Vampire Diary: A Squirrel Walked Into A Bar (and it was cute)
Evil Squirrel's Nest, Squirrels, Tall Tales, Vampire Diary, Vampires

Vlad’s Vampire Diary: A Squirrel Walked Into A Bar (and it was cute)

A short tale about a night at a bar made even longer and more rambling by Vlad, King of Vampires. … Continue reading Vlad’s Vampire Diary: A Squirrel Walked Into A Bar (and it was cute)

Gasoline and Tiger Maple
Bigotry, Modern Life, Real Friends, Tall Tales, Vampire Hunters, Vampires, Weird Tales

Gasoline and Tiger Maple

Andy had dined with his friends Ramon and Sophia. They were always a treat. Tonight there was an interesting mix … Continue reading Gasoline and Tiger Maple

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