The Titanic – Bon Voyage and Words to Welcome it Home.
Last year, on April 14 my eldest brother Max gave my son Garrett his Patek Philippe & Cie Gold Chronometro Gondolo … Continue reading The Titanic – Bon Voyage and Words to Welcome it Home.
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Musings of a modern Vampire mom. The challenges of having a middle school vampire mainstreamed into a regular school.
Teens
Half a dozen teens ate Tide Pods. About half a million people tweeted about it. Twenty million believed that half … Continue reading Teens
Vampire Diary: Protecting the Cuteness
Vlad’s Vampire Diary #35, Protecting the Cuteness Dear Diary, This afternoon I was awakened by the sound of the … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Protecting the Cuteness
Clarification (or Hairification)
My husband Teddy has dark brown hair. His eyes are brown but he can change them to blue when he … Continue reading Clarification (or Hairification)
I’m gonna run to you, but maybe later after I take care of some mom stuff
Why do we like songs that nobody understands? Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce Another runner in … Continue reading I’m gonna run to you, but maybe later after I take care of some mom stuff
Coming Soon: Sad Vampires and Blood Oranges
Coming Soon: Sad Vampires and Blood Oranges ~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman Continue reading Coming Soon: Sad Vampires and Blood Oranges
I Won The Evil Squirrel’s Nest 2017 Contest of Whatever
The last Vampire Diary involving Shelf Critters has been awarded the WINNING prize for The Evil Squirrel’s Nest 2017 … Continue reading I Won The Evil Squirrel’s Nest 2017 Contest of Whatever
Disgusting Thoughts and Inspiration
I tried to come up with something, not exactly a metaphor, along the lines that if you beat a dead … Continue reading Disgusting Thoughts and Inspiration
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