A Vampire walked into a bar…
A Vampire walked into a bar with a bat on his shoulder. The bartender said “You ought to take that … Continue reading A Vampire walked into a bar…
Category: Vampire moms
Bullies and Jerks – Vampire Mom is not amused.
This year Janie is being picked on again by one of the stupid Bully Jerks. When this Bully Jerk boy … Continue reading Bullies and Jerks – Vampire Mom is not amused.
Hopes and Fears of a Modern Vampire Mom
Sometimes Vampire Maman needs to muse. Tonight was the semi finals for America’s Got Talent – we’re happy, well ok … Continue reading Hopes and Fears of a Modern Vampire Mom
Embracing Ignorance – A Dangerous Game
Embracing IGNORANCE seems to be all the rage but there are consequences. Embracing IGNORANCE will get you: A serious STD … Continue reading Embracing Ignorance – A Dangerous Game
Words of Wisdom for the 21st Century Vampire
More rules to live by: Capes. Really? They get in the way and look silly – especially black with red … Continue reading Words of Wisdom for the 21st Century Vampire
Teens and Sleep…musings from a Vampire Mom
5:30 am. Nothing is up but the birds and cats. The sun is still trying to get up….like me. We’re … Continue reading Teens and Sleep…musings from a Vampire Mom
Smeagol Loves the Precious….you’ve never seen anything like this
The 8th graders at my daughter’s school are reading one of my favorites “Lord of the Ring” this year. I … Continue reading Smeagol Loves the Precious….you’ve never seen anything like this
Becoming a Vampire Dad – what it means to really be alive.
Teddy is downstairs helping the kids with their homework. When he became a Vampire in 1875 he thought his life … Continue reading Becoming a Vampire Dad – what it means to really be alive.
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