2-Second TV reviews
Don’t tell me that you don’t watch TV because I know you do. I know you aren’t reading literary books and discussing Eastern Philosophy and organic farming techniques every single night. And I can say that because I like history and opera and I’ve read War and Peace. I don’t watch TV 24/7, but sometimes one just has to chill out and take a break.
This is just a small and unscientific sampling of things I’ve seen this season. Feel free to add your own 2-Second reviews in the comment section for shows I failed to mention.
You’d think anyone that violent with that much artistic talent would be having a whole lot of fun. These guys are no fun at all.
A lot of fun. All the young girls like it for obvious reasons. Very British. Sometimes it drags a little.
A fun and smart take on Sherlock Holmes, with a female Watson. They saved the show by not having the two main characters jump into bed. Witty writing.
We love this show. We love the characters. Grimm Rocks! That’s it.
Dracula and Hostages
Just shoot me now and poke my eyes out with a stick. Both had potential but ended up being just stupid with a lot of bad plot lines, melodramatic acting and general confusion. Plus exceptionally bad costumes in Dracula. Don’t bother.
Only Las Vegas is on now. What is up with all the caked on makeup on the women this year? Come on gals this isn’t Cathouse. Still silly and fun to watch with a cocktail.
Drive-in, Diners and Dives:
Food Pornography. We need a Vampire version of this show.
This was almost good enough to capture my attention but then turned into just another bromance cop show. I hope it gets better (let me know and I’ll give it another try.)
I’ve never watched this show. I don’t know why. For the longest time I thought it was Downtown Abby.
Are you the one (MTV)
A bunch of unsuccessful daters are put together, each with a perfect match. They each get $50,000 if they find their match. This is a group effort. This is a train wreck that we can’t stop watching. We’re so pathetic.
We saw the first one. We all thought about people coming back but didn’t say much to each other about it. It is an old story. This one was done quite well. We’ll keep watching it.
I’ve never seen it but the kids say it is exceptionally creepy.
Read the books. You’ll thank me for it later.
Good production value… BUT these characters are sooooooo annoying. Too politically correct. Not good parents at all. Makes me want to scream – so I don’t watch it. My husband watches it when I’m not around.
Not as good this season or as campy. Hmmmm. Somewhat confusing. Adding the Elephant Man was an unfortunate plot twist.
Naked and Afraid
We saw this once. The guy was an antisocial dick. The woman was sweet and deserved a better partner. The kids want to watch the new season and that makes me feel naked and afraid. Uh no, I think you have homework to do.
Brilliant and always funny. The smartest show on TV.
Parks and Rec
I didn’t think I’d like this one but find myself laughing every time.
Person of Interest
No weak female characters in this show. Woo Hoo. Am I sick and twisted because I’m starting to like Root?
Big Bang Theory
Too many sex jokes. I think it is running out of steam. Why do guys with such well paying jobs live in such a dump?
Always fun and a little weird. Dave Navarro is still smoking hot but needs to grow his hair out. Nobody is that good this year. Run human canvas run!
This show is so campy. It was sort of fun in a really stupid way (good drinking game material) until Steve’s girlfriend quit the Navy and became just another bimbo TV cop. She was smarter and sexier in uniform. Blah.
This season isn’t quite as wonderful as past seasons. I still enjoy the wonderful accents and plot twists, but I expected more this year. Maybe it will happen. I hope so.
I’ve seen things that I own on this program. Nothing is rare. Nothing is valuable unless two people want it bad enough.
I don’t get the attraction. I don’t get it at all.
Watch the New York show. The San Francisco show is too contrived and the people on it look like they’re wearing contrived Halloween costumes – not genuinely weird or original.
Nothing but puppies and kittens. No kidding. Feeling down? Watch this show. Feeling good? Watch this show. Warning – it is toxic cute.
Doves with razor blades. No such show – my kids told me that one. Based on years of Montessori schooling. HAHAHAHAHAH.
~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman
And have a happy pi day!