What we’re talking about: Hell in a Hand Basket Edition

Well, now that the entire world is going to Hell in a hand basket there is no sense even bothering … Continue reading What we’re talking about: Hell in a Hand Basket Edition

Fangs, Text Books, Ancient Vampires and Thoughts on High School

A few days ago the girl child got her bottom braces off. Don’t look so shocked. My Vampire readers know that … Continue reading Fangs, Text Books, Ancient Vampires and Thoughts on High School

School starts Thursday. Last year started out as a trip to Bedlam asylum, complete with Boris Karloff. It ended out … Continue reading School starts Thursday and I’ve lost my train of thought…and my car keys.

My daughter wants me to write the vice principal of her high school about sexual harassment at school. It seems … Continue reading Shut your nasty disgusting dirty little mouth

Dear Mr. M, My son will be starting college in the fall as an Environmental Science Major with a Minor … Continue reading Dear Teacher: End of the year letters to high school teachers

I graduated from a somewhat prestigious university but did not attend the graduation ceremony. Nobody seemed interested in attending. In fact … Continue reading A Vampire Gives a Commencement Speech (times three)

We all have those rude awakenings in life, like when you find out there are no school busses in your … Continue reading Rude Awakenings

Vlad to see you. That joke stopped being funny a long time ago. Last summer I have every intention of … Continue reading When they know you’re a Vampire…